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Song Parodies -> "The Snail's Centimeter Journey"
Original Song Title:
"Sentimental Journey"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Doris Day
Parody Song Title:
"The Snail's Centimeter Journey"
Parody Written by:
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran
The Lyrics
The Snail’s Centimeter Journey by Jeffrey Moran
Gonna take a centimeter journey.
Gonna slime trail all the way.
Gonna take a centimeter journey
Gonna see the whole world today.
Got my shell, got my habitation.
They say I’m pretty quick for a snail.
Like a bird ready for migration,
Just want to ooze along that trail.
Seven: that’s the time I start, at seven.
I’ll be there by eleven.
Counting every micron that I pass,
No stops for gas.
Never thought I’d be in such a hurry.
But why did I decide to roam?
Gonna take a centimeter journey.
A centimeter away from home.
Gonna take a centimeter journey.
Gonna slime trail all the way.
Gonna take a centimeter journey
Gonna see the whole world today.
Got my shell, got my habitation.
They say I’m pretty quick for a snail.
Like a bird ready for migration,
Just want to ooze along that trail.
Seven: that’s the time I start, at seven.
I’ll be there by eleven.
Counting every micron that I pass,
No stops for gas.
Never thought I’d be in such a hurry.
But why did I decide to roam?
Gonna take a centimeter journey.
A centimeter away from home.
Copyright 2016 by Jeffrey Moran
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