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Song Parodies -> "Ain't We Got Phones"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't We Got Fun"

Original Performer:

Doris Day

Parody Song Title:

"Ain't We Got Phones"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

In each car, now
There they are, now
Ain't we got phones
Phones that vibrate,
Phones that some hate,
Ain't we got phones

Pay as you go styles
Or contracted types
Ringin' in food aisles,
Some customer gripes..

In the winter,
In the summer,
Don't we have phones
Out of hand and
Gettin' dumber..
These darned cellphones

At the theater,
You will hear their rings
Sooner or later..
They'll implant these things..

In the churches,
Perky perches
Ain't we got phones
We don't need 'em
Let's delete 'em
These darned cellphones..

Some take pictures
High tech fixtures,
Ain't we got phones
Growin' smaller
Where's the caller..
Ain't we got phones

All males and females
Enslaved by this thing
Obtain your emails,
Just give''em a ring..

I don't call, now
Take 'em all, now
Ship 'em to Iran
They can dump 'em
In an H bomb
Blow 'em up's the plan..
This invention
Of dissension,
Now, ain't got phones..

No more cell phones..

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Andria - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I am annoyed by cell phones too, especially when people are talking, texting or accessing the Internet on one while driving. I happened to notice a nursing-home bus driver doing what appeared to be looking at eBay behind the wheel when I was on my way to an all-night kegger with my sister several years ago, and the bus ended up nearly going off the road. 5s to you.
Mark Scotti - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Great words, great puns, great fun(reading this..) Area code 555
AFW - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria, and Mark
Timmy1000 - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Parody was well done and I'm with you on the sentiment, AFW, even though I finally broke down and got one in the past year. I do turn it off quite a bit though.
alvin - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
ain't THAT the truth !
AFW - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tim, and alvin
Matthias - June 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Belive it or not but I'm leaving this comment from my phone right now LOL! I can agree that they have taken over the world though
AFW - June 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias
Leo Keough - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to OnStar, even my car is a cell phone...Great job here!!!...555!!!
AFW - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo
UnKNownVotress - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't do ~HellPhones~, Sir L'Air de Farce; I hope you had a fun Fathers' Day, Sir !
AFW - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ms. and faithful stuffed step son dropped by, and a step daughter called a wish...and thanks for yours...

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