Song Parodies -> Taser-armed, Her Bra
| Original Song Title: | "Que Sera, Sera" |
| Original Performer: | Doris Day |
| Parody Song Title: | "Taser-armed, Her Bra" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristof Robertson |
They say love hurts, but this is ridiculous....
here's the original....
here's the original....
I only want a simple girl
But my new lover, she's scaring me
Although she's petty, and quite a bitch
That's not the whole story....
Taser-armed, her bra
Primed with electricity
Her message is "don't touch me"
Taser-armed, her bra
Scorched my BVDs!
When I want fun, I put on gloves
She falls asleep; I cut wire (red)
Sometimes I'm too slow; that's when I get
Smoke comin' out my head...
Taser-armed, her bra
She's deadly between the sheets
Her panties are packin' heat
Taser-armed, her bra
Oh, what villainy!
I've been six weeks without a bone
Don't take a lover with weaponry
I see my body, dead in a ditch
And back off, flaccidly...
Taser-armed, her bra
She must work for I-raqis
Hiding WMDs
In her bra, her bra
Call the milit'ry!
Hey! *zzzt* argh! *zzzt* ARGH!
But my new lover, she's scaring me
Although she's petty, and quite a bitch
That's not the whole story....
Taser-armed, her bra
Primed with electricity
Her message is "don't touch me"
Taser-armed, her bra
Scorched my BVDs!
When I want fun, I put on gloves
She falls asleep; I cut wire (red)
Sometimes I'm too slow; that's when I get
Smoke comin' out my head...
Taser-armed, her bra
She's deadly between the sheets
Her panties are packin' heat
Taser-armed, her bra
Oh, what villainy!
I've been six weeks without a bone
Don't take a lover with weaponry
I see my body, dead in a ditch
And back off, flaccidly...
Taser-armed, her bra
She must work for I-raqis
Hiding WMDs
In her bra, her bra
Call the milit'ry!
Hey! *zzzt* argh! *zzzt* ARGH!
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Funny funny funny, KR...for some reason the fact that you cut the "red" wire had me laughing out loud at work...=)
i got a charge out of this one...quite the bizzare concept
Dunno how her bra got to his BVDs...must have been a polarized current somewhere...555. Whoever 1'd this needs shock treatment.
Lord Kristof, and what might you be packing under the Robertson Kilt, Sir ???
Ah, feel the electricity. Quite the shocking concept, but I can just see the ads now: "Forget the wonderbra, try the taserbra!"
Ow! Here's 555 sprays of bactine!
Zany idea..very funny
Kris - BRA-vo indeed. This would most likely be called a buzzierre. First time I ever heard of an electric cup holder. Give it a few weeks and Popiel or some other junk peddler will market the thing. This gives a whole new meaning to the term AC/DC. I bet if you screwed a light bulb into her posterior region she could pass for a lightning bug everytime you tried to cop a feel. Watt were you thinking trying to plug into electric-lass?
This porody is absolutely brilliant as in electrifyingly brilliant. Hilarious and extremely well written. Fine job, Kris.
This porody is absolutely brilliant as in electrifyingly brilliant. Hilarious and extremely well written. Fine job, Kris.
Fit the original song incredibly. This makes me just so ready to charge back into the dating world :) Funny stuff as always.
A real Bra-sear, KR! Funny stuff :)
Kristof - your girl friend sounds like a 21st century Doris Day - DD. Very creative stuff.
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