while i watching water swirl
i saw my neighbors gawking at me
"gee, your spa's pretty
we have none, pity"
they'd love to soak for free

neighbors want my spa
but there's only room for me
its not for community
so don't mob my spa

well, i don't care if i'm uncool
i don't want neighbors over to pry
its my own fixture
they don't belong
selfish fellow, i

neighbors want my spa
but there's only room for me
its not for community
so don't mob my spa

so, i will lay here in my tub
and all my neighbors ?...they can drop dead
i'll let the swirls flow
day after day
its like my own club med

neighbors want my spa
but there's only room for me
its not for community
so don't mob my spa

there's just room for me
i will hog my spa