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Song Parodies -> "Whose Gay In Hollywood"

Original Song Title:

"Hooray For Hollywood"

Original Performer:

Doris Day

Parody Song Title:

"Whose Gay In Hollywood"

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The Lyrics

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
I made a list as acc'rate as I could
Some stars who've passed away,
And some still living
Their names I'm giving,
A famous
Who's homosexual and intellectual
Big celebrities, the also ran..

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
What tush prefers a bush or same sex wood
A macho leading man..was tall Rock Hudson
Though, not a stud-son,
James Coco, too, could shift,
As did Montgomery Clift

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
That busy, dizzy sex crazed Hollywood
Tho' not a real and True man..was Capote,
Great books he wrote,..he
Won Nobel for "In Cold Blood"..
Bankhead, Tallulah
Liked girls who'd hula,
So did Spring Byington..
Was that a thud ?

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
A quite a few have roamed that neighborhood
One extra heavyweight..was Marlon Brando
Had talent grand-oh,
And sex with guys when..he..could..
You've heard Drew Barrymore is,
And you are right she sure is...
She's Gay...In....Hollywood..

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
The kinda' kinky winky Hollywood
There comic Judy Carne, Anthony Perkins
Had closet lurkin's,
Before coming
Ellen DeGeneres
Does not need men, I guess
Unlike Doctor Kildare's, Dick Chamberlain

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
Gay types won't always be perceived, as should
Straight love's a fantasy..if you're Tab Hunter,
Hot babe, won't want her..
And that's why his acting's..good..
Ask Brittain's Dirk Bogarde,
For him, no part's too hard...
Who's Gay In Hollywood?

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
James Dean and Clifton Web kept secrets good
Sir Laurence Olivier and Michael Redgrave
To gals, no bed gave
For ladies they had no need
And Richard Deacon
Spent nights male seekin'
As did Monty Wooley and Robert Reed

Who's Gay In Hollywood?
We're pretty sure one's not Red Riding Hood
Include Sal Mineo, and some say Gable
Sounds like a fable..
Not easily understood..
If Clark liked guys, then pal
With all it's hard to tell
Who's Gay In Hollywood!

Who's Gay In Hollywood?

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Total Votes: 12

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Stan Hall - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I expect that, like me, the makers of Plastic Wood® will award you a fistful of 5s for detailing a whole new and as yet untapped market for their product. :-)
2Eagle - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Gay or straight, they're reprobates, on their goodwill tours.
Meriadoc - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
James Dean and Clark Gable? :-O Is nothing sacred...? ;-)
alvin - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
very informative and
AFW - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan..never thought of that, you could be right...and thanks, 2Eagle...and thanks, Merry...Yes, my research source was Wikipedia...I had known of most, but when Gable's name on the list, I find hard to believe ...He's always been known as the manliest man in the movies....and thanks, alvin
Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
You had me at the title, AFW...a broadminded and bighearted rollcall.
AFW - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof
2Eagle - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
So Clark Gable was allegrdly gay - HA, ha! What about all those other actors who thought they were God's gift to women? I don't mean to sound like a man hater - it is just that Hollywood really is screwy and ballyhooey and not in a good way.
John Barry - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
What Alvin said. You forgot Tom Cruise, Gary Cooper, Eve Arden, many others Not enough room. And Spring Bi-ington. I had no idea.
Peregrin - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
"Robert Reed". Exactly what DID he get up to in that Den in the Brady household?
Invisible Boy - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
My favorite title sub of the day...shhh...don't tell alvin about Anthony Perkins...great job
AFW - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, again, 2Eag, and thanks, John...true, and thanks, Peregrin, and think alvin already knows about "Perky"

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