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Song Parodies -> "Sucret Love"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Doris Day

Parody Song Title:

"Sucret Love"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Once I had a Sucret Love
She sucked them all day, never stopped
Everytime we'd hug and kiss
I'd wind up with that damned coughdrop..

So, I begged her please to quit..
The way a nice boyfriend would do
She just told me, "Go stuff it!"
And popped another one or two..

Then, I loaded one with cayenne dust
She sucked it and turned as red as rust
Jumped from our boat, and drank to shore
Now, my love don't suck no Sucrets anymore

Yes, I loaded one with cayenne dust
When she sucked it, she turned red as rust..
Jumped off our yacht, sucked sea to shore..
Now, my love don't suck no Sucrets anymore

No, my love don't suck no Sucrets anymore..




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2Eagle - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Good use of an old, irritating song.
Tommy Turtle - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL switch! Suck these Fives (unlike blowing the Fives yesterday).
AFW - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you to 2Eag, and Tom T
alvin - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
laughed till i coughed
AFW - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, alvin
John Barry - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Great word switch.
AFW - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
And thanks to you, John
Andria - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Hilarious. I have something very important to say to you, AFW, and here it is. I really did write those two other parodies under my name. I was younger then and did not know much about AiR, and after I got coached by Darrell Wilhelm, I improved, and I came back in August or September of this year. I am very sorry for lying to you about them, but they are embarrassing. 555
AFW - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
So, this means that they're is no other Andria...because you are both?
Andria - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, it does. I'm sorry for lying, but my early work was highly embarrassing in my opinion, Darrell Wilhelm really set me straight, and it is "there", not "they're".
AFW - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Then, I am leaving you, Andria...We're through...finished...all washed up...history...Kapoot...I realize now, that all the while, I was in love with the other Andria..who,it seems, was but a Newton figment of your imagination..Perhaps I could have forgiven you for the fibbing, and all that, but never!!!...let me repeat, never!!!!.... for the grammar correction!!! ,,,Farewell...I hope you and my cousins, Darrell and Darrell will be very happy together...I realize it won't be easy, in fact, almost impossible, but, someday you'll get over me...beyond buckets of tears, and a few dozen years, who knows? you may even smile again, and just look back at all this and say, "Oh, poopy! I don't know what I saw in him, anyway...All I care about is the land! Tomorrow is another day! ...And now, my Dear, frankly, I don't...(scratch that,) not wishing to be too callously cruel and heartless, I shall wish you a wonderful red hair, double wide trailer, age twenty seven, South Dakota, Mount Rushmore, large busted, life.. Ta ta,...ta ta
Andria - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
As of tonight, my new AiR partner is Dr Music. Goodbye for now.
AFW - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Dr Music? Hmmm...you might want to get a second opinion before a reckless commitment like that

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