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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Review Them All"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Stop Loving You"

Original Performer:

Don Gibson

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Review Them All"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

The time-consuming task of reading and giving positive comments and scores to as many songs as I can is draining the Ribber. Twenty-six songs were posted yesterday (2/14)! I'll keep trying to cover as many as possible, so don't feel offended if I miss one of yours occasionally. ;D

I can't review them all. I don't mean a slight
When I don't compliment - each song on this site.
I can't rate ev'ry song. Yes, I must confess
Sometimes I haven't heard - or know your T.O.S.*

When twenty songs - all at one time -
Come to this site - I soon find that I'm
In a bad place. Can't commend each one.
And no time to write! How that kills the fun!

I can't praise ev'ry post. I don't mean to balk,
But my wife wrecked her leg - and needs me to walk.
I'll still do more than most. Have mercy on me.
If I don't rate your song - it's not a slam, you see!

* = T.O.S. is amiright shorthand for The Original Song (as in I DKTOS - I Don't Know The Original Song). Also, OLR has shattered her femur in December and will be at least 3-4 months without ANY weight on her leg.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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Michael McVey - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Point very well taken.
Wild Child JIN - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
I "can" review this one, however. and sum it up with three 5's! Great Work! ;-)
Mark Scotti - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Yes, but when you do vist and review, it's ALWAYS a wonderful thing(UNLIKE the ONEderful thing that always seems to visit you)...LOL
Patrick - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
I find it hard to review parodies of songs I'm not familiar with. Sorry to hear about your wife. Give her my best wishes for her recovery. I'm always glad when anyone acknowledges one of my efforts.
Old Man Ribber - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Patrick - She's in good spirits, and she thanks you. ;D
Below Average Dave - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey I know EXACTLY what you mean (such as this TOS for example) Thank Goodness for YouTube!!! Anyway, I always make an effort to read parodies by parodists who I regularly see mine, even if I'm not familiar with TOS (such as with you) because those are the ones most likely to be appreciated by me anyway (if someone won't take the time to read my stuff, chances are they don't write about something I'll take interest in) Good parody, and ooooh so true
TJC - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
You more than the next five combined, Hercule Lore'au--shed thy guilt, sir!
Meriadoc - February 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I can hardly find time to write parodies, much less comment anymore... :'-(

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