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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Wholesome Me"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, Lonesome Me"

Original Performer:

Don Gibson

Parody Song Title:

"Oh, Wholesome Me"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

keep my body toned and fit and floss my gums
i've quite content to stay at home when evening comes
don't get hung over from a drinkin' spree
oh, wholesome me

i keep my frame from achin' by just flexin' 'round
i'm tight in both the abs and extra pounds
i'm makin' stools with regularity
oh, wholesome me

some folks don't act like me
they're reckless as can be
they're flirtin' with the devil...they do harm
those folks are quick to go
but i'm a dynamo
i've long to go before i buy the farm

and its the lifestyle that i choose...i pay my dues
to keep from dyin' fast i know i must renew
folks catch a lot of things, but i'm germ-free
oh, wholesome me
oh, wholesome me

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Yoidy - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny, 'coz a lot of health nuts go around thinking that way. 5s!
Rick C - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for sharing the info about your regular stools. LOL :-)
Meriadoc - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Have some vitamin 5's....
John Barry - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I feel better just reading this.
alvin rhodes - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks yoidy rick merry and john
Tommy Turtle - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment

:-) 555 take on ol' hit.
Below Average Dave - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm so thirsty--I could really go on that drinkin' spree right along with you-awesome job man-555
malcolm higgins - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
kinda boring sitting all day in your white living room, with a bacteria killing "Purell" hand sanitizer beside you though ,isn't it? 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks tommy dave and malcolm
Alpha Skua - September 15, 2018 - Report this comment
Stay alive don't drink and drive,otherwise you be taking the bus a or the taxi cab

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