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Song Parodies -> "All I Want For Christmas Is A Bazooka"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"

Original Performer:

Don Gardner

Parody Song Title:

"All I Want For Christmas Is A Bazooka"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

All I want for Christmas is a bazooka
A bazooka, just a bazooka
Gee, if I could only have that bazooka
Then I want to blow up ice cream vans

I would hassle barking dogs
With this missile launcher right by my side
Now, oh gee, I'm deadly, I'd go
Start a certain homicide

All I want for Christmas is a bazooka
A bazooka, just a bazooka
Gee, if I could only have that bazooka
Then I want to blow up bad billboards
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Andria - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
One of your best in quite some time, TSB, although the only bazookas I have seen offered for sale have been "demilitarized", that is, stripped of their firing pins and thus made to be non-firing. However, anything is possible, so you might be able to get one, make a firing pin and shells and blow up an ice-cream truck. 4s.

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