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Song Parodies -> "What Makes the Green Witch Green"
Original Song Title:
"What Makes the Red Man Red"
Original Performer:
Disney's Peter Pan
Parody Song Title:
"What Makes the Green Witch Green"
Parody Written by:
DJL
The Lyrics
Banjo and Kazooie ask Gruntilda some things about witch lore.
Gruntilda: Before I kill you, bear and bird, ask anything about witches that you’ve heard.
Banjo: Well…what makes the green witch green?
Kazooie: When did she first make brew?
Banjo: Why does she laugh so harsh?
Gruntilda: Why does she laugh so harsh?
Gruntlings: * chanting *
Why does she laugh so harsh?
One day witch was eating lunch
And something went down wrong
Her vocal cords were all messed up
Gruntlings and Gruntilda: And they’ve been that way too long
Gruntlings: * Chanting *
We translate for you!
Eekum means what bokum means
Gruntlings and Gruntilda: And bookum means that too
Gruntlings: When did she first make brew?
When did she first make brew?
Witch was washing clothes one day
When she mixed her cleaning soaps
She stirred it up and made a brew
Gruntlings and Gruntilda: Which she’ll sell to any dope
Gruntlings: What made the green witch green?
What made the green witch green?
Hear the tale of the first broom ride
By the very first witch’s prince
He looked straight down, got sick, turned green
Gruntlings and Gruntilda: And they’ve all been queasy since
Gruntlings: That’s the story of the green witch
The real true story of the green witch
Everything that was heard or seen
Gruntlings and Gruntilda: Now you know why the green
Witch
GREEN!
Banjo: Well…what makes the green witch green?
Kazooie: When did she first make brew?
Banjo: Why does she laugh so harsh?
Gruntilda: Why does she laugh so harsh?
Gruntlings: * chanting *
Why does she laugh so harsh?
One day witch was eating lunch
And something went down wrong
Her vocal cords were all messed up
Gruntlings and Gruntilda: And they’ve been that way too long
Gruntlings: * Chanting *
We translate for you!
Eekum means what bokum means
Gruntlings and Gruntilda: And bookum means that too
Gruntlings: When did she first make brew?
When did she first make brew?
Witch was washing clothes one day
When she mixed her cleaning soaps
She stirred it up and made a brew
Gruntlings and Gruntilda: Which she’ll sell to any dope
Gruntlings: What made the green witch green?
What made the green witch green?
Hear the tale of the first broom ride
By the very first witch’s prince
He looked straight down, got sick, turned green
Gruntlings and Gruntilda: And they’ve all been queasy since
Gruntlings: That’s the story of the green witch
The real true story of the green witch
Everything that was heard or seen
Gruntlings and Gruntilda: Now you know why the green
Witch
GREEN!
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