-> "Carson's Vile (Like A Pedophile)"
Original Song Title:
"Never Smile At A Crocodile"
Parody Song Title:
"Carson's Vile (Like A Pedophile)"
The Lyrics
Carson's vile, like a pedophile
No you can't be cured when you're a pedophile
Said he stabbed his friend, I don't comprehend
How the blade broke, 'cause I think that any belt would bend
Carson's vile, like a pedophile
Bashed his mom with hammer; should've gone on trial
Just how dumb must you be? To pick him and not me?
I think I'll spit out more bile, 'cause Ben is just so vile
Iowans must all be inbred
Or have excrement in their heads
To like Carly; look at her face!
A disgrace; you're full of excrement!
And also
Carson's vile, like a pedophile
Pathological, just like a pedophile
That's right in his book, you can take a look
I don't get why he's ahead of me; are those polls cooked?
Carson's vile, like a pedophile
And just listen to his pyramid denial
Just how stupid are you? To think Ben's words are true?
With his style he will beguile you, 'cause he's just so vile
This whole country must be inbred
Or have excrement in their heads
I know more 'bout ISIS than you
(Generals too), I'd bomb their excrement
And also
Carson's vile, like a pedophile
No you can't be cured when you're a pedophile
In his book he lied, it can't be denied
He can't cover up deception though I'm sure he's tried
Carson's vile, like a pedophile
Though he's polling well, by me he is reviled
So I'm rude, so I mock. Your brains are full of rocks!
Carson smiles, but he's so vile
Just like a pedophile
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How Funny: | 4.5 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.5 | |
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