-> "This is Weenie Hut (Spongebob's Lament)"
Original Song Title:
"This is Halloween"
Parody Song Title:
"This is Weenie Hut (Spongebob's Lament)"
Parody Written by:
OneWingedDevil
The Lyrics
(Geeks) Boys and girls of every age
Do your friends eveyr call your strange
Come to us and you will see
This old hut of wee-nies
This is Weenie Hut
This is Weenie Hut
Geeks play chess at every table
This is Weenie Hut
Come here immediately
When your safe your friends won't insult
YOU
This is Weenie Hut
Everybody EAT
In this hut of weenies
(Big Kid) I am the bully at your school
I think beating kids up is cool
(Crackhead) I am that bully twenty years from then
I'm on crack and don't own a bed
(Voices) This is Weenie Hut
This is Weenie Hut
Weenie Hut
Weenie Hut
Weenie Hut
Weenie Hut
(Robots come out and continue)
In this hut
We call safe
Everybody hail to the weenie song
(Owner) In this hut
Don't we love it now
There's no chance of there being a surprise
(Nerd) I'm not hiding, man
Not hiding, I just ran
Away from the guy that was after me I
SCREAMED
(Geeks) This is Weenie Hut
Pink and blue
and yellow-green
You're not scared
(Old women) You are just fine
Say it once,
Say it twice,
Take no chance, don't roll the dice
Ride on your trike because it's safe
(Worker) Everybody EAT,
Everybody EAT!
In this hut of weenies
(Clown) I am the clown with the scary act
Pinching my nose and spraying seltzer up my ass
(Control room guy)I am the dude when you get right there
I make the fan blow wind through your hair
(Scary voice) I am the monster in your closet at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
(Geeks) This is Weenie Hut
This is Weenie Hut
Weenie Hut
Weenie Hut
Weenie Hut
Weenie Hut
(Children) Tender lumps of spongy-stuff here
This weenie hut is filled with cheer
(Workers)It's our job but we're not mean
In this hut of weenies
(Owner) In this hut,
Don't we love it now
(Geeks) Special Help Jack might
Catch you in the back and
Give you a hug and make you jump into his arms
(Everyone) This is Weenie Hut
Everybody EAT!
Won't ya please make way for a very special guy,
Our man Jack is king of the weenie patch
Everyone hail to the Weenie King!
This is Weenie Hut,
This is Weenie Hut,
Weenie Hut!
Weenie Hut!
Weenie Hut!
Weenie Hut!
(Children) In this hut,
We call safe,
Everyone hail to the safety song
(Children) La, la, la, la-la-la, la, la, la-la-la...
(At same time, everyone else) This is Weenie Hut, This is Weenie Hut, This is Weenie Hut
(Stop, everyone) WHEE!
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