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Song Parodies -> "Look At The End"

Original Song Title:

"Under The Sea"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Disney

Parody Song Title:

"Look At The End"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

I got jealous of the lyrical stuff everyone else has been doing with this song. This song is about reading... and a car accident... and a doctor visit... just to clarify...
Some stories they start out happy
But they don't have what it takes
The ending is really crappy
Too much bun, but no beef cakes

My books need a bit more payload
Firm endings with much more juice
You jump on the Reading Railroad
I just want a big caboose

Look at the end
Look at the eeeeeend
All of it's glory, five or six story
I'd recommend
Wonderful ends, they're just so nice
Get out a pen for my advice
Nothing helps relax, like a good climax
Look at the end

I took a drive in the city
These cold bums were ev'rywhere
And it filled my heart with pity
I wish that I did not care

These bums they should be attended
Kept warm in my nice, soft bed...
But just then I was rear-ended
She hit me, the light was red

Look at the end
Look at the eeeeeend
Thanks to the bumping, our cars were humping
Broke off her fend...er
Was not my fault, but that's OK
Checked out her engine anyway
Look at that tranny; That's a nice fanny
Look at the end

Look at the end
Look at the eeeeeend
Doctor, my colon, why is it swollen
Help me to mend
He said, "My word, it's beau-te-ous."
"You have such a nice glu-te-us"
Thanks for that zinger, now remove your finger!
LOOK!!! at the end

The lass with the mass
The jump bumps the rump
The kegs on the legs
My thumb wants to thump

Good grief, found the beef
More bounce for the ounce
The thunder of under wear

My snake wants to shake
Some dough for the roll
The buts make me nuts
Just south of the pole

Negate this debate
My king wants to mate
So here's my polar BARE!!!

***************

Look at the end
Look at the eeeeeend
Is it a meta-
For you to betta
Yourself, depends...
This is my last advice for you
It's fun, it's funny and it's true
You won't be winning, at the beginning
Look at the end

Don't stop to fiddle, that's just the middle
Look at the end
No more defending, I am extending
You couldn't stop 'er, you young grasshopper
Back up the truck here, you'll be in luck here
Look At The End
2004+ 2nz
Sir Mixalot, you da man.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 25

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EmiLoca - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, your above comment actually made me think that this was going to be a throwaway compared to most of your stuff. WOW, WAS I WRONG. This is sheer hilarity, it was sharp and witty the entire way through. 5's!
Guy - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonder, it be! Fine parody 2nz.
Johnny D - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Frickin' genius, 2nz!

"The lass with the mass
The jump bumps the rump
The kegs on the legs
My thumb wants to thump"

"My snake wants to shake
Some dough for the roll
The buts make me nuts
Just south of the pole"

......so many great lines!
K - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I've listened to this song so many times, it nearly drives me crazy though. But this parody was really something funny. Nice job on it. There were lots of funny lines, especially about how the light was red. The tempo was also very good. Overall, really nice job. Enjoyed it ver much.
2nz - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Firstly, Johnny, do you think you could show me how to create a new line in the comments? It would really help me organize mine and I should really know this stuff by now. Now, thank you very much EmiLoca (really liked your new penguin icon on the message boards, by the way), thanks very much Guy (What's been up? You weren't around for a while there), thanks very much Johnny (I thought you'd like this one. I had no idea how much fun it was to write a good innuendo-based parody) and thank you very much K.
Adam Eccleshall - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
2nz, this is great- I loved it :-)
Ashkicksass - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
DAMN! This is just brilliant. BRILLIANT. My favorite line was "Nothing helps relax, like a good climax." LOL!!

If you go to "The Only Thread That Matters" I'll put some easy line break instructions on it.
2nz - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adam
And thank you TWICE, Ash
Ash - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Yup, I likes it. Good job. I happen to love this song too... congrats on a wittiful song!
Guy - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - 2nz, excellent choice for this month's competition deserving of a second look.
Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM AUG) Innuendos are not just Italian suppositories, they're great fun in parodies, too!
Adagio - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) 5's a really good one.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The various approaches were really original and the rhyming was superb. Just like a magician you are a master of allusion (who can compete with Johnny D's comments?) I waited til the end before dishing out 5s.
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(Aug 04 SOTM) What a trip. Reminds me of my stream of consiousness stuff (especially The Inaccurate Confection album). You seemed to have been toking on the weed that everyone thinks that I'VE been inhaling. :) 555
Arwen - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--5s, 2nzy...all the good comments are taken!
Rick D - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Strange but good.
Ash - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh yeah... (SOTM) haha
Phil Nelson - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very bizarre.......
Spaff.com - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the end? Beautiful, friend.
Great wordplay and a smashing set of single, er, double entendres. You're hereby promoted to Rear Admiral.
Phil Alexander - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent... damn! Spaff beat me to the "rear-admiral" joke; I'll just have to back up, come from behind and *whup his ass* ;-) (and a brief PS to say that "metaphor" has a ph... but any song that doesn't so much mix its metaphors as split them has gotta be good)
2nz - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ash (Not abbreviated), Guy (again), Adagio, Jar-Jar Luke, Agri, Ash (Not abbreviated)(again), and Phil with an 'N'.
JD: Heh, heh. You said innuENDos
Rick: Heh, heh. You said 'but'
Philbo: Heh, heh. You said behind, back and ass in the same sentance
Spaff: Heh, heh. You said 'Admiral'.
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Crash and burn love always leads to skid marks (in diapers).
Peregrin - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
This was exceedingly wierd (and interesting!)
Meriadoc - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Brilliant!
Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(AUG SOTM) - Well, this is a lot better than just 'middling'. Excellent - 5's - fine rendering of an enduring ender-ing...
Claude Prez - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! I was gonna write a parody to this song about reading, a car accident, and a doctor's visit (well, the doctor's visit, anyway). Lots of great stuff; very fun, admiral.

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