Too gross! I think Chucky should not allow any more parodies having to do with bodily functions; I thought What Freaks was the place for stuff like that. Okay, I know that What Freaks is for more mature stuff, but I have visited that site and I know the content of such parodies on that site is mostly bathroom-related.
Look I'm really sorry if my comment seems impolite, but that's just what I think. Maybe I'm being a little too hard on ya, but I don't think you oughta share what you do in the batroom with the public; many of us really don't care. :(
Anyway, I think I've ranted enough now.

I'm with Reptone.

To Reptone and 3 dot com - If you cared to read the parody closely it is referring to a dog who cannot get out to relieve himself. It is not about any human. And if you have been on what freaks you are one up on me. I have never visited that site. You have the right to vote this down and you have the right to be impolite but you don't have the right to censor me, so I respectfully disagree with your sentiment about the content.

Hey, my name ain't three dot com, it's ellipsis, okay?

One other thing, I'm sorry, but stuff about "Turd" is just unappealing to me; it turns me off.

Geez.. the comments are a little harsh, aren't they? What do we have left on here, eh? I thought it was good...got that it was a dog...5's

All right, since it's about a dog, I may vote 5-3-3, but not right now since I'm kinda busy.

Guy, your explanation about this song is about as compelling as Vanilla Ice explaining the difference between "Ice Ice Baby" and "Under Pressure" in the late '80s. I don't buy it. :p But you get 444 anyway, just for pissing people off.

All this contraversy, over a little Poo-Poo! Aren't we here to have fun?

Sorry Ag, I guess I'm from the old school. Your Vanilla Ice analogy went right over my head since I am totally unfamiliar with that artist and those songs, so I cannot respond to the comment and thanks for the vote and comment.

And thanks Diva and Pat. We are here to have fun and Pat, you had no problem understanding what this was about. Maybe I should post the URL for hooked_on_phonics.com here for anyone who may have been an under-achiever in reading 101. I really like the shock value this had on some even though it was not intentional.

Awww, poor doggypuppypoochie ......give that doggy some Beef-Flavored-Metamucil and Cycle 5 For Older Dogs! LOL !! 5's

Reptone and other anti-excretorians: Don't you believe in "freedom of excrete-eech"? Is that a terrible pun or what? Seriously, The writers have been deneutered in the sex area and now you want to eliminate parodies about eliminatory functions? That is a seriously constipated idea. I understand some people may be offended by "potty humor" and I try not to over-doo references to doo-doo, BUTT where will it all stop? Besides, Guy wasn't asking you to WATCH him pop out the poop, he just wrote a silly parody about it..........GUY, You weren't asking him to watch, were you? Oh, yeah, I'm having a lot of trouble seeing any shock value myself, but Guy, as you and I recently discovered, a little pointed repartee can be stimulating to the mind, not to mention the fingers that reach to the keyboard. Of course, we were only talking about trivial shit (oops! sorry folks) like war and peace & politics. As the Walrus said, "Poo-poo ka-choo".

Paul, Now that sounds like the straight poop to me. ;-)

Hehe...Paul...and thanks Guy. What has me puzzled is that bodily functions have been a staple around here for ages. You're hung up over one word? And even if if was human, that's fodder for this board, too. Tell me, just what do you want to write about, uh...anti-turds? lol

My Chief Engineer Scatty runs our warp engines on a controlled reaction of turds and anti-turds, focused through dilithium feces. Makes us move faster than a Vulcan dashing for the can after pounding down too much plomik soup.

LOL....:D :D

Why is it we have to consider "Bodily functions" (I'd rather just say "pooping") so in a special category for scorn as in a league of groosness all by itself? I know people who are fine seeing movies where thousands of people get their heads blown off, or a movie that graphically portrays barfing. But let them see a movie with a bit of "scatological humor", as they sneeringly call it, and they come unglued, like that's the one thing we musn't "disgust" them with. Pooping has to be much less gross than barfing, yet barfing has been graphically portrayed in mainstream movies, while pooping never has as far as I know. And yet there's no special pejorative name for barfing in movies, however graphically portrayed, comparable to the name "scatological humor". Give me pooping over barfing any day! So naturaly, I hope no one bans "bodily functions", if we must call them that, from parodies on this site. And yes, I did enjoy this parody, hoping it WAS about a human. Finding out it is about a dog is a MINOR disappointment, but no big deal though.

Boy this thng sure has stirred up the shit. Thanks all for the comments, even the negative ones. My favorite thing to do on this board next to writing parodies, is stirring up shit. You all made my day. Pat, I think you coined a new phrase word with 'anti-turd'. So we can classify readers on the site as either 'pro-turd' or 'anti-turd'. LOL. And Alison, you make a very good point. Thanks especially for your comment.

You have grand mixing spoon. I think a little light hearted-low brow comedy, can go a long way. I do occasionaly, enjoy reading the creations of others, even if they are excretions. =)

Q: What did Mr. Spock see when he looked in the toilet? A. The Captain's log...

Mr. Worf, I assure you, it is not "without honor" to use standard-issue Star Fleet toilet paper.

Q: Why did Spock Pee on the ceiling?
A: He wanted to go, where no man has gone before.

Q: Why do humans appear to possess a most illogical tendency to compose jocular scatological neologisms?

A: Beats the pointy-eared crap out of me.

Guy is so unfamiliar with Robbie (Vanilla Ice) Van Winkle that he actually called him an "artist." I agree that it's better to ban excretive songs than sex-themed songs, even if that means "The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald" wouldn't have made it. What's next? "Urine my heart, urine my soul..." And do we have to hear Star Trek bathroom jokes? OK, Captain Archer's waiting outside the john: "It's been a long time, but my time is finally near..."

Very cool parody, i like it. ;)

Scar - ``No , no anything but that.'' ( reffering to ``Small World'' ) Good Job