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Song Parodies -> "Wakko Jakko!"
Original Song Title:
"Prince Ali!"
Original Performer:
Disney
Parody Song Title:
"Wakko Jakko!"
Parody Written by:
Alex Zander
The Lyrics
Make way for Wakko Jacko
Say hey! to the jackson king
Hey! Clear the way his face is Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a monster no star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to see him melt!
Make way!
Here he comes!
call the sergons! call im dumb!
Are you gonna love this guy!
Michael J! Fabulous hey!
Michael Jackson
Destructed, show constructed
Plastic faced he!
Now, try your best to stay calm
His face is melting into lip balm
Then come and meet his jamain and toto-e
Michael J
Unsightly but hey!
Michael Jackson
Week as one frail old man, definitely!
His face the gloopy it pours
A hundred make over's with bourtoxs
Who sent those surgons to mansion made them lords?
Why, Wakko Jacko
He's got seventy-five single white gloves
80's disco whare
He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
Well he is the zoo?
I'm telling you, it's bubbles in wonderland-ie
Michael J! become ugly but hey, Wakko Jacko
That physique! *Laughs* i can't speak
He's Weak at the knee
Well, get on out of neather land
Adjust and stop acting like peter pan
Then grow-up and work and live life for michael J
There's no question this jacksons scaryingly alluring
Never ordinary, Excentric yet boring
Everything about the man just plain unimpresses
He's a nutter, he's a wakko, yet he plunders!
He's about to pull his bank account asunder!
And I absolutely laugh at the way he dresses!
He's got one pale monkeys named Bubbles
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys)
And to view him he chases you off
(He's ungraftful, so ungratful)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(scared to work for him)
They scower to his whim unlovingly serving him
They're just lousy with unloyalty to Wakko! The Jackko!
Michael J!
Amorous but hey! Wakko Jacko
Heard that disney land was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, he built neather land and dropped by
With sixty monkey's, the jackson galore
With his apes and orangitang's
A pirate ship and more
With his forty pirates, his captian hooks, his fakers
His crazy family that dribble on key
Make way for scary Michael Jackson!
Say hey! to the jackson king
Hey! Clear the way his face is Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a monster no star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to see him melt!
Make way!
Here he comes!
call the sergons! call im dumb!
Are you gonna love this guy!
Michael J! Fabulous hey!
Michael Jackson
Destructed, show constructed
Plastic faced he!
Now, try your best to stay calm
His face is melting into lip balm
Then come and meet his jamain and toto-e
Michael J
Unsightly but hey!
Michael Jackson
Week as one frail old man, definitely!
His face the gloopy it pours
A hundred make over's with bourtoxs
Who sent those surgons to mansion made them lords?
Why, Wakko Jacko
He's got seventy-five single white gloves
80's disco whare
He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
Well he is the zoo?
I'm telling you, it's bubbles in wonderland-ie
Michael J! become ugly but hey, Wakko Jacko
That physique! *Laughs* i can't speak
He's Weak at the knee
Well, get on out of neather land
Adjust and stop acting like peter pan
Then grow-up and work and live life for michael J
There's no question this jacksons scaryingly alluring
Never ordinary, Excentric yet boring
Everything about the man just plain unimpresses
He's a nutter, he's a wakko, yet he plunders!
He's about to pull his bank account asunder!
And I absolutely laugh at the way he dresses!
He's got one pale monkeys named Bubbles
(He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys)
And to view him he chases you off
(He's ungraftful, so ungratful)
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(scared to work for him)
They scower to his whim unlovingly serving him
They're just lousy with unloyalty to Wakko! The Jackko!
Michael J!
Amorous but hey! Wakko Jacko
Heard that disney land was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, he built neather land and dropped by
With sixty monkey's, the jackson galore
With his apes and orangitang's
A pirate ship and more
With his forty pirates, his captian hooks, his fakers
His crazy family that dribble on key
Make way for scary Michael Jackson!
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Sorry but I can't agree that this one was funny at all. And why do i say that, well its because I really think that the media have been "way" too harsh to Michael. Personally I think think Michael Is an excellent performer/artist. Also very intelligent, humble and nice fellow ín contrary of what most people seem to think. And also I do believe that he actually have a skin disorder, unfortunately for him, knowing how much people have been rackin' down on him because of that. Well thats my opinion anyways. So Alex my votes are as follow 5-1-3
Man, oh, man.....it's "BIZARRE", "SURGEONS", "JERMAINE/TITO", "BOTOX", "NEVERLAND, "UNGRATEFUL", "ORANGUTAN".......and that's just a few! Get a dictionary!
Wow. That was bad rhyming.
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