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Song Parodies -> "Make Way For The Matrix Star"

Original Song Title:

"Prince Ali (Aladdin)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Make Way For The Matrix Star"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

Make way for the choosen one
Say hey! his name is Neo

Hey! Clear the way in the world of Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's the choosen star!
Oh Come!
Be the first agent on your block to meet neo's eye!

Make way!
Here he comes!
Stop the Anomally! Get him guns!
Are you gonna love this guy!

Mr Anderson-e! Fabulous he!
Neo the choosen
Wannafight, although despite
He knows all martial arts come see!
Now, try your best to stay cool
In the matrix it hard to be the fool
Then come and meet his spectacular Trinity

Mr Anderson-e!
Mighty is he!
Neo the choosen
Strong as ten regular men, that programably!
He faced the agents smith hordes
A hundred sgents with guns and swords
Who sent those goons to their matrix lords?
Why, Mr Anderson-e

He's got seventy-five styles of fighting
Fellow friends He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type coding virus
Has he got a flu?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class computer crashing virus menacey

Mr Anderson-e! Handsome is he, Neo the choosen
That physique! How can I speak
Hes stronger than me
Well, get on out in that matrix
Adjust your monitor's and Fix
To gawk and grovel and stare at the real world!

There's no question this Neo's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's the choosen, he's the One, a wonder!
He's about to pull The matrix asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!

Mr Anderson-e!
Amorous he! Neo the choosen
Heard his Trinity was a sight lovely to see
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty Smith, agents galore
With his Morphus and Niobie
A Nebacnesser and more
With his forty code brakers, his crooks, his crackers
His Xion that warble on key
Make way for Neo get as can be!

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