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Song Parodies -> "IP-Relay Girl"
Original Song Title:
"It's a Small World"
Original Performer:
Disney (1/3 owner of the planet)
Parody Song Title:
"IP-Relay Girl"
Parody Written by:
Spark
The Lyrics
This would be my first parody. For some background I'm an IP-Relay Operator for the Deaf on the surface, but I spend my 8 hour shift relaying mostly prank calls. Relay service was and always has been a telephone system for the Deaf. Kids...don't really give a damn (sometimes their parents don't either) and here we are. Today I had the pleasure of saying the word "Giraffe" approximately 329 times. If this song seems a bit strange, this is why. sksk
It's the job from hell
It drives you to tears
Having teenagers scream
Bullshit in your ears
It's too much that they share
I want to put that where??
I'm an ip-relay girl
There is just one room
And a cube for all
And a smile means
That you've lost it all
Read it verbatim here
Even though you feel weird
I'm an ip-relay girl
How fun can it be
To hear a word repeatedly
Let's say it a bit more
It's...not...funny
(yelling, throwing headsets, and psychotic resigned looks in bkgd) GA
It drives you to tears
Having teenagers scream
Bullshit in your ears
It's too much that they share
I want to put that where??
I'm an ip-relay girl
There is just one room
And a cube for all
And a smile means
That you've lost it all
Read it verbatim here
Even though you feel weird
I'm an ip-relay girl
How fun can it be
To hear a word repeatedly
Let's say it a bit more
It's...not...funny
(yelling, throwing headsets, and psychotic resigned looks in bkgd) GA
Got the lyrics (and a catchy dingy MIDI if you want to croon along) here: It's a Small World (Karaoke)The website where it's 1 in 1600 that I will be your operator: IP-Relay dot com
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455 for you, very funny ( not bagging on deaf/handicapped children in any way ), but I can understand exactly what you mean ( hey atleast you are a telemarketer! ) " Hello this is the calling to CLICK!!
That was supposed to be NOT a telemarketer. Also for some reason some punctuation marks here are not allowed . " Hello this is the useless/unwanted/pyramid scam organizition calling CLICK!!
Delightfully twisted and funny. 555
moderately funny - easier to say that when I don't know you clever construction - you are still to be complimented. I expect more great things from you.
Hehe thx Red Ant. Just an FYI the kids who make the prank calls aren't Deaf. 98% of the time they're calling themselves.
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