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Song Parodies -> "IP-Relay Girl"

Original Song Title:

"It's a Small World"

Original Performer:

Disney (1/3 owner of the planet)

Parody Song Title:

"IP-Relay Girl"

Parody Written by:

Spark

The Lyrics

This would be my first parody. For some background I'm an IP-Relay Operator for the Deaf on the surface, but I spend my 8 hour shift relaying mostly prank calls. Relay service was and always has been a telephone system for the Deaf. Kids...don't really give a damn (sometimes their parents don't either) and here we are. Today I had the pleasure of saying the word "Giraffe" approximately 329 times. If this song seems a bit strange, this is why. sksk
It's the job from hell
It drives you to tears
Having teenagers scream
Bullshit in your ears
It's too much that they share
I want to put that where??
I'm an ip-relay girl

There is just one room
And a cube for all
And a smile means
That you've lost it all
Read it verbatim here
Even though you feel weird
I'm an ip-relay girl

How fun can it be
To hear a word repeatedly
Let's say it a bit more
It's...not...funny

(yelling, throwing headsets, and psychotic resigned looks in bkgd) GA
Got the lyrics (and a catchy dingy MIDI if you want to croon along) here: It's a Small World (Karaoke)The website where it's 1 in 1600 that I will be your operator: IP-Relay dot com

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Red Ant - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
455 for you, very funny ( not bagging on deaf/handicapped children in any way ), but I can understand exactly what you mean ( hey atleast you are a telemarketer! ) " Hello this is the calling to CLICK!!
Red Ant - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
That was supposed to be NOT a telemarketer. Also for some reason some punctuation marks here are not allowed . " Hello this is the useless/unwanted/pyramid scam organizition calling CLICK!!
Scathe - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Delightfully twisted and funny. 555
Bob Konigsberg - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
moderately funny - easier to say that when I don't know you clever construction - you are still to be complimented. I expect more great things from you.
Spark - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe thx Red Ant. Just an FYI the kids who make the prank calls aren't Deaf. 98% of the time they're calling themselves.

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