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Song Parodies -> "One Dump (Ozzy Ozbourne style)"

Original Song Title:

"One Jump Ahead (Aladdin)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"One Dump (Ozzy Ozbourne style)"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

Ozzy Parody about him cleaning after the dogs
[Ozzy:] Gotta clean
One dump ahead of the dog turd
One sweep ahead of the shit
I clean only what the dogs leave on the floor
( That's Everything! )

One dump left ahead of the door there
That's all, and that's no joke
These dogs don't appreciate I'm gothic folk

[Crowd:] Gothic! darkness! Osbourne! black sabbath!

[Ozzy:] Just a little Turd , there
[Crowd:] clean it, take it , wash the carpet
[Ozzy:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Lola!
[Crowd:] Who?

[Sharon:] Oh it's sad Ozzy hit the bottom
He's become a one-man rise in heavy metal
I'd blame his brummie accent cause he's got 'em
[Ozzy:] Gotta eat to dump, gotta clean to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!

One Dump ahead of the hallway
One turd ahead of my room
Next time gonna use a vaccum
One dump ahead of the kitchen
One tird ahead of the floor
I think I'll clean around the block

[Crowd:] Stop, Goth! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!

[Ozzy:] Let's not be too hasty
[Sharon:] Still I think he's rather tasty
[Ozzy:] Gotta eat to Dump, gotta Clean to eat
Otherwise we'd get along
[Crowd:] Wrong!

[Ozzy:] One Dump ahead of the hallway
One turd ahead of the hall
One shit ahead of disaster
They're slip but I'm much faster
(Take that!)
Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wash the hall and landin'
All I gotta do is CLEAN!!!!

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