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Song Parodies -> "Teenager With Lust"

Original Song Title:

"Teenager In Love"

Original Performer:

Dion & The Belmonts

Parody Song Title:

"Teenager With Lust"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Each night I pick up Carol
I'm checking out her part
Cause I want to get laid
Before we drift apart

Each night I ask
The goddess of love
"Why must I be
A teenager with lust?"

See babes I feel so horny
Even times I'm with their dad
I guess I'll have to hide
It each time we chat

Each time I'm drunk with
Some bums in a pub
"Why must I be
A teenager with lust?"

I stopped and starred
Bra strap shone through
I'll be a happy one
If you should say, "Let's screw"

Well, if you want to make me beg
Just wear something I'll see through
If you should flash your leg
I'll be drooling over you

Each night I ask while in the bathtub
Why must I be a teenager with lust?

I'll go and cheer
If you were willingly nude
I'll be a happy one
If you should say, "Let's screw"

Well, if you want to make me ache
Just rip off your shirt and shoes
And if you'd turn out gay
I'll still go on stalking you

Each night I ask
In cars with my buds
"Why must I be a teenager with lust?"
"With Lust"
"Why must I be a teenager with lust?"
"With Lust"
"Why must I be a teenager with lust?"
"With Lust"

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AFW - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I remember this good old Rock and Roll song...and you've done a really good job, here--my fives, sir

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