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Song Parodies -> "The Waddler"

Original Song Title:

"The Wanderer"

Original Performer:

Dion And The Belmonts

Parody Song Title:

"The Waddler"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, i'm the type of guy who will never whittle down
when fatty foods get served..you know i'll be around
i eat 'em cause i love 'em, and i'm addin' to my frame
i'm lumpy and i'm beefy and my diet is to blame

you see me waddlin'...yes, i'm a waddlin'
i'm growin' rounder rounder rounder rounder round

well, there's fat on my left arm...also, scary on the right
cause eating is my world...and i'll sure pig out tonight
and if you ask me why my figure's in distress
i tear open my shirt where rolls are shifting east and west

you see me waddlin'...yes, i'm a waddlin'
i'm growin' rounder rounder rounder rounder round

when i see food, i chow it down
i wield my knife with such a flair
and i'm not happy lest there's mounds
i'm weighing two fifty five but i really don't care

i'm the type of guy who doesn't fool around
i always clean my plate...no crumbs are ever found
and when i weigh myself, the evidence unfurls
but then i dig right into that fridge again
give some food a whirl

you see me waddlin'...yes, i'm a waddlin'
i'm growin' rounder rounder rounder rounder round
you see me waddlin'...yes, i'm a waddlin'
i'm growin' rounder rounder rounder rounder round




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Adagio - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny, alvin, and iI could visualize the mounds of fat rollin' around. 5's
AFW - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thought sure this would be about The original Donald (Duck, that is)...fooled me, but waddle you say to fives..
Ann Hammond - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
You got me crackin up again alvin. I gust did my Sonic work and the charactor Eggman has a body shaped like an egg. I'm seeing him singing this.
Yoidy - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Yo, here's another 555 pounds to scarf down! Funny 5s
PMS - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
555 calorie treat
Meriadoc - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah Alvin, if I hadn't met you I would have believed this one! ;-)
Michael E Cormier - January 28, 2007 - Report this comment
U think you're gonna get 1's for this. Fat chance. 555
2Eagle - January 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Ditto - 555. Now see what you can do with "Runaround Sue".
Michael Pacholek - January 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Pound for pound, the best parody of the day.
alvin rhodes - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks adagio AFW ann yoidy PMS merry michael 2eagle and michael

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