Song Parodies -> "That’s Arby’s Ads At a Glance"

Original Song Title:

"This Is the Kiss of Romance"

Original Performer:

Dick Dickson With Jay Randell and His Orchestra

Parody Song Title:

"That’s Arby’s Ads At a Glance"

Parody Written by:

Ving Rhames and the Arby’s Cannonball Experience

The Lyrics

Sorry, Arby’s; I will never be able to think of anything other than your two recent “advertisements” when I think of you. You have completely lost my respect, which means you’re now the topic of a parody series. I’m not going to buy anything from you if you think that a genius ad idea is Ving Rhames sounding like he’s playing with himself, but hey, you do you.

Why do their ads resemble,
Love-making acts?
That’s Arby’s ads at a glance…

Why does Ving Rhames’ voice tremble,
Climaxed; wet pants…
That’s Arby’s ads at a glance…

Boneless wings and fries falling,
Strange as it seems…
“Cannonball!” and “Whee!” calling,
Ving Rhames’ wet dreams…

Soon, he will say “I love you,”
To a climax,
That’s Arby’s ads at a glance!

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Phil Ossifer - October 03, 2023 - Report this comment

Blah, blah, blah, nobody cares which 78 RPM disc you found to parody in your parent’s basement. You’re still a template hack who has a grudge against Arby’s and their new ad campaign. Here’s a thought: since you obviously have plenty of spare time down there at the rest home, why not use some of it to start a lawsuit against Arby’s? That would do more action getting their TV ads off the air than posting stupid songs that no one reads, but I wouldn’t expect you to even be able to garner even one person to join your slam-fest against a national fast food chain.

Amiright Police - October 04, 2023 - Report this comment

Phil O...you write about it more than people actually look at it...

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