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Song Parodies -> "It Was Nice To Have Amanda 'round The House"

Original Song Title:

"It's So Nice To Have A Man Around The House"

Original Performer:

Della Reese

Parody Song Title:

"It Was Nice To Have Amanda 'round The House"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

It was nice to have Amanda 'round the house
Really nice to have Amanda 'round the house
She was warm and good at lickin'
Close together we were clickin'
She was always good at trickin' - very nice

Lost my heart in her big eyes the day we met
Golden hair so nice and soft that I could pet
I loved everything about her
Didn't want to be without her
Though I knew that she would never please my spouse
Late that night I sneaked Amanda in the house

It was nice to have Amanda 'round the house
Paradise to have Amanda 'round the house
Could relax with pipe and slippers
Her hot breath close to my zippers
Yes, that lovely little nippers - was so nice...

Oh, a house is not a home without that one
Her cool wonderful warm body was such fun
She was my dear secret treasure
Gave me love and gave me pleasure
Till my wife came home and found her in the house
I had no defense, just cowered like a mouse..

Yes, the wife came in a stompin'
Caught Amanda and me rompin'
Now it's lonesome since that Collie's not around
She made me return Amanda to the pound

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Onslaught - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment
As M Night Shyamalan might put it... What a twist!
Amanda - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Just making things clear... this is a different Amanda!
Lifeliver - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm glad you left out the details, a manda's best friend. But give me Amanda Holden. A fun read.
AFW - May 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Onslaught, and Amanda..lol....and thanks, LL..I don't know Amanda Holden, is she an actress?..oh, and not meant to be bestiality..just meant to fool the reader
Lifeliver - May 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Amanda Holden, rather dishy (and good) British TV actress; also well-known for being on an early panel of 'Britain's Got Talent' with Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan, which burgeoned into the 'X-Factor' and 'Idol' phenomenon round the world.
Peter Andersson - May 15, 2013 - Report this comment
So the bigger b**** ejected the smaller b****, am I right?
AFW - May 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Gotcha' LL...not up on much British news...and thanks, Peter..I guess yhou could put it that way..and clever use of the site name, there

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