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Song Parodies -> "Hirschel/Hannukkah"

Original Song Title:

"Hush/Dragula"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple/Rob Zombie

Parody Song Title:

"Hirschel/Hannukkah"

Parody Written by:

Amiright Mash-ups: Chris Bodily TM & STG

The Lyrics

The sixth in the 11-parody series of Amiright Mash-ups. The general theme of the parody is Hannukkah..... Chanukkah..... however you spell it....
(A Jegged-knife guitar riff that you'd find in most Rob Zombie songs introduces this quite interesting parody Mash-up.)

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel
(HANNUKAH!!)
He is a certan Rabbi dude, he's on my mind
(Hannukah! Channukah!)
He don't do Christmas, he's a Rabbi
(Honnika! Harmonica!)
He celebrates Hannukah, oh yeah!
(Monica? Chanukuh!)
Gentile am I, he makes me feel so bad
(Hannukkah! Channukkah!)

Na na na na Mazel Tov!
Na na na na Mazel Tov!

(**STG**)
Jewish I was born,
("Na na na na...")
Just like Christ our Lord,
("...Mazel Tov!")
Eating latke cakes
("And eating borsch!... right?")
And bread that ain't baked.
("I've heard of that stuff!")

Hava na na na na na Nagila!

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel

(**STG**)
I thought I heard ya calling my name now!

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel

(**STG**)
I hate Christmas, but I love Channukah somehow

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel

(**STG**)
I thought I heard ya calling my name now!

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel

(**STG**)
I hate Christmas, but I love Channukah somehow

Hava na na na na na Nagila!

Talmud is the time,
For "Eight Crazy Nights"
Watching Pauly Shore films
("Oh, no!")
Having lots of Mitzvahs
("Oy! The Bar Mitzvahs! Whatever that is!")

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel

(**STG**)
I thought I heard ya calling my name now!

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel

(**STG**)
I hate how dudes keep misspelling "Channukah"! "Hannukah!"
("Honnica? Hanukah? Chanuka? Channukah? Chanukkah?")

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel

(**STG**)
I thought I heard ya calling my name now!

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel

(**STG**)
I hate Christmas, but I love Channukah somehow

Hava na na na na na Nagila!

Yes, I am a Jew,
(No, I am a Gentile)
Don't mess with me, foo.
("Ya hear?")
We aren't Saducees,
("Sa-what-ees?")
Or those Maccabees.
("Youre... n-not????")
Manna's what we lack,
("I didn't know that!")
As we break our backs,
(Hirchel, Hirchel)
Christmas are for Greeks,
(Hava na na na na na Nagila)
Hanukkah's for us freaks.
(Hava na na na na na Nagila)

(**STG**)
(Tov, Tov)
I got Bar Mitzvahs in the morning
(Hava Nagila)
I play some Chess in the evening
(Mazel Tov)
I've got a weird accent
(Tov Tov)
Oh, I gotta love the accent

Hava na na na na na Nagila
Na na na na Mazel Tov

Buying news dreidels,
(He's got religion like quicksand)
And not being idle
(He has his "Good Book" in his hands)
I try to be wild during,
(His last name's Steinmanbrooks, beard's a creep)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirchel)
Buying news dreidels,
(Leave me alone so I can sleep)
And not being idle
(Hava na na na na na Nagila)
I try to be wild during,
(Na na na na Mazel Tov)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirchel)

I thought I heard ya callin' m' name now!

(*Chris Bodily TM**)
Hirschel, Hirschel!

(**STG**)
I hate Christmas; Santa Claus is fake
("Duh! Oh course Santa's fake")

Hava na na na na na Nagila
Na na na na Mazel Tov

Jews' time baby, Jews' time baby.
(Bar mitzvahs in the morning)
Don't eat uncelan animals.
(Play ches in the evening)
Jews' time baby, Jews' time baby.
(He's got a weird accent)
Don't eat uncelan animals.
(Ya gotta love the accent, man!)

Santa Claus is fake,
("He is!")
We all hate St. Nick,
("I don't! I'm Gentile!")
"Fiddler on the Roof"
(If I were a rich man...)
That was a great flick.
(Matchmaker, Matchmaker...)
Muslims are just dogs,
(Make me a match)
Others moan and whine,
(Find me a find)
We are coming back,
(And pleeeeaaaaassssseeee)
We're religion's spine.
(Catch me a catch!)

Buying news dreidels,
(Bar mitzvahs in the morining??)
And not being idle
(Playin' chess in the evening??)
I try to be wild during,
(That accent is weird)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirschel)

Buying news dreidels,
(Bar mitzvahs in the morining??)
And not being idle
(Playin' chess in the evening??)
I try to be wild during,
(You've got a weird accent)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirschel)

Jews' time baby, Jews' time baby.
(How do you spell "Hannukkah" anyway?)
Don't eat uncelan animals.
("Chanukah? Canada? Honica? Hanukkah?")
Jews' time baby, Jews' time baby.
(Na na na na Mazel Tov)
Don't eat uncelan animals.
(Hava na na na na na Nagila)


Buying news dreidels,
(Bar mitzvahs in the morining??)
And not being idle
(Playin' chess in the evening??)
I try to be wild during,
(That accent is weird)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirschel)
Buying news dreidels,
(Bar mitzvahs in the morining??)
And not being idle
(Playin' chess in the evening??)
I try to be wild during,
(You've got a weird accent)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirschel)


Buying news dreidels,
(Bar mitzvahs in the morining??)
And not being idle
(Playin' chess in the evening??)
I try to be wild during,
(That accent is weird)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirschel)
Buying news dreidels,
(Bar mitzvahs in the morining??)
And not being idle
(Playin' chess in the evening??)
I try to be wild during,
(You've got a weird accent)
HANUKKAH!
(Hirschel, Hirschel)

Na na na na Mazel Tov
Hava na na na na na Nagila!

Hannukah!

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Agrimorfee - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Now these 2, I was more than a little familiar with. But still, it's hard to appreciate the humor in them by simply reading them. Is there a way that you could identify which song is being parodied at the moment, perhaps a symbol like an asterisk next to certain lyrics to indicate 1 song, then some other text graphic to identify the other? If we could change the font to italics or bold print for submissions, that would make it easier, but of course we can't do that.

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