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Song Parodies -> "The Long Count"

Original Song Title:

"Step by Step"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"The Long Count"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Here's a song about the longest count of any vote in Election 2020.
The long count
Rattle through the votes
Don't look now
There's no end in sight
The long count
Moving on, through the election votes
No way out
That's the truth, 'bout the size of it

Inch by inch
Shuffle through the counts
Stay in time
Don't you miss a vote
Inch by inch
Stay in line never watched alone
Stand close
Holding on to a bag of votes

Worming your way into my life
Little by little we're getting too win
Taking me over and stealing my soul
Oh oh, stealing my soul

The long count
The long count
The probable winner might be Joe Biden, or might be Donald Trump. Wait until you can vote and called out in the 2020 election.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 14

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   0
 3   8
 4   0
 5   3

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