Did you see my grandmother
I won't let her go
Won't she see me, see me
I can't let things go
(BRIDGE)
Do you miss the 90s
My grandmother was 909,000
I love her, love her
I can't let Mozart go

Cos I finally had a reason
I be one to excuse
I tell her I'm the murderer
Cos I finally found a reason
Why is she a Virginian
Tell me oats ate my hats

Oats ate my hats

I'm from Ingatestone
That is in Essex
Don't watch TOWIE, TOWIE
Or that Jersey Shore
(BRIDGE)
Don't I look a twat
When I talk to myself now
Please be adult, not a film
I was to keep it safe

But I finally graped a reason
Where I was a tool
I am 12, but I was only 8
(chorus)
But I finally lost my Pavement
But I found American Idiot
I loved Dookie
But I didn't like Ten

I didn't like Ten

Woosh!

But I finally had a reason
Where I ran into a bus
I injured myself, I was only 7
(BRIDGE)
I only found a reason
Where I watched MTV
That was before it was Youtube

Oh yes
I finally found a reason
Where i'm from Boston
Don't think that I was so old

I was so old

Wooooooosh