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Song Parodies -> "Witch Doctor"

Original Song Title:

"Witch Doctor"

Original Performer:

David Seville

Parody Song Title:

"Witch Doctor"

Parody Written by:

The Mason Green Experience

The Lyrics

Contrary to what some people think, the term witch doctor does not mean “a doctor who is a witch” but rather a doctor or folk healer who treats ailments believed to be caused by witchcraft. Thus, many Pentecostal faith healers could accurately be referred to as such.
I told the witch doctor my wife was feeling sick
I told the witch doctor my wife was feeling sick
And then the witch doctor, she blamed a demon’s d**k

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Trump’s favorite witch doctor has got a COVID cure
Trump’s favorite witch doctor has got a COVID cure
Hydroxychloroquine, she says it works for sure

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

People say that Dr. Fauci knows the things he’s sayin’
But Trump thinks that man isn’t very smart
He would rather listen to someone who says that prayin’
Can make the Facebook servers fail to start

Trump’s favorite witch doctor says lizards run the state
Trump’s favorite witch doctor thinks vaccines aren’t so great
And E.T.’s DNA is something you should hate

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

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