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Song Parodies -> "Christian Bale's Chipmunk"

Original Song Title:

"Witch Doctor"

Original Performer:

David Seville

Parody Song Title:

"Christian Bale's Chipmunk"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

OK, this one you definitely gotta hear.
I signed on Christian Bale's pet chipmunk for my flick
I signed on Christian Bale's pet chipmunk for my flick
It turned out Christian Bale's pet chipmunk was a dick
He shouted...

[Expletive-filled chipmunk ranting]

Who knew the Batman's chipmunk would be such a pain?
I thought he'd be cool and collected like Bruce Wayne
But then the Batman's chipmunk went bat-sh*t insane
He shouted...

[More expletive-filled chipmunk ranting]

I've done shows with Russell Crowe and Cher and Dustin Diamond
But this jerk's far more difficult than that
If you think no one's worse than Alvin, Theodore, and Simon
You've never met this psycho sewer rat

My work with Christian Bale's pet chipmunk made me snap
I couldn't bear another ounce of diva crap
So I went out and bought a great big chipmunk trap
And he went...

[Even more expletive-filled chipmunk ranting, interrupted by:]


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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 12

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Jeff Reuben - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
My first reaction (after completely missing the header) was "Wow, I really hope this gets recorded!" My second reaction was, "Maybe I should check the header...that's where he usually posts the recording!" Hilarious and well timed!
Matthias - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Was this parody based on something that I missed or was this just a crazy-ass story worked up in the mind of the very own Or both? I want to know what inspired this Spaff, because this was pure insanity!
Hu's On First - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
It was based on Christian Bale's recent profanity-laden tirade, which was recorded and became quite infamous.
Matthias - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Yup, Didn't hear about that.... Off to check that out. I heard a lot of people get their news from The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, but as for me I get my news from Amiright, lol
alvin - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
over the top an alvin, i love it - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanx, Jeffaroo & Matthias & alvin!

Hu: Thanks. Yes, on the set of Terminator Salvation, apparently the Director of Photography entered Christian Bale's line of sight during a big scene, and Bale went totally over-the-top ballistic on the guy for four solid minutes. The audio of the rant has been circulating the Net - and now provides the choruses for this song. Ya gotta hear it.
TJC - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
$#@Frickin' funny...Dadadadadadadadadada-da... ScatMan!
Claude Prez - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I'd say this was the most brilliant thing I've ever heard, except I've also noticed your other new one ("Save Me, Obama"), so this will have to settle for second place. Seriously, incredible stuff. I'd love to see an animated video. You know, in your spare time.
Jack Wilson - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
This, the recording and Save Me Obama are all HILARIOUS 5s!!1
Invisible Boy - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I just listen to this recording on f%#king myspace and it's so f%#king funny I can't believe it.
Can I be your "friend"?
and yes 555 walla walla bing bangs 4U
Invisible Boy - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Ohh s&@t...I meant listened - February 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, TJ#$%*C and Claude #$%* Prez and Jack #$%* Wilson and Invisible #$%* Boy!

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