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Song Parodies -> "Dishwasher"

Original Song Title:

"Witch Doctor"

Original Performer:

David Seville

Parody Song Title:

"Dishwasher"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Opened the dishwasher and emptied the whole sink
Loaded the dishwasher and boy, it sure did stink
Turned on the dishwasher, it made all these noises
that sound like....

Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.

Opened the dishwasher and saw a lot of spots
I stuffed the dishwasher with utensils and pots
Turned on the dishwasher, it made all these noises
that sound like....

Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.

I’ve been getting spots on dishes
and the cause was hard water
It was so bad the dishes were a fright
So I went out and found myself
Some stuff that’s a lot better
The glasses and dishes look so bright

And now the dishwasher, cleans without any spots
I use the dishwasher, with increased confidence
Washing dishes today makes lots of common sense
It sounds like ....

Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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alvin - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
good one...i dug the dishwasher / witchdoctor switch and the onomatopoeia
John Barry - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
What Alvin said.
Jonathan S. - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Whaddya mean overdo it? We wanna sing it again! 555
Michael Pacholek - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I really wanted to like this one, but it was a good idea only fairly-well executed. But I'm not surprised that Alvin liked it. Right, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN!
Jonathan - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
good one 554
Tommy Turtle - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
TSB is gonna get ya for this... surprised he hasn't already! No dishrespect intended... What alvin said. Dish ya out some Fives.
2Eagle - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
My theme song, but I do it by hand. - 555
alvin - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
yes, michael....my 'dad' and brothers got our start in show biz with this OS
Meriadoc - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
This was really cute! :-D
Ann Hammond - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
What Johnathan S said
Tim Hall - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
My thanks to everyone for their comments!
littleCupCakes - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Ting Tang walla-walla bing, bang . . . I saw the ~ Wit Doctor ~ he made me laugh today! This doc said plenty o' things that made me go astray . . .
Jonathan S. - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Ah, I see my link from my Beatles parody did some good. :)
Josh - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny Stuff Man BRAVO!!!!!
nally - May 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I totally missed this one the first time around! Nice choice of title substitution and sound effects! Totally classic...5-5-5 from me! :D
Storm the Albatross - January 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Realy realy funny song

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