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Song Parodies -> "Rich Doctor"

Original Song Title:

"Witch Doctor"

Original Performer:

David Seville

Parody Song Title:

"Rich Doctor"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/Investigation/story?id=643826&page=1
I am a rich doctor i can afford to pay
Twelve hundred fifty bucks to help out Tom DeLay
Since I'm a rich doctor, I'll get a plaque today

Which says that:

I'm quite a great guy
It's clear I'm doctor of the year
Why try? I just buy
A plaque like the one I have here

I met some rich doctors who just won the same plaque
Some of the rich doctors say they will give it back
I want in on my wall it shows I'm not a quack

It shows that:

I'm quite a great guy
It's clear I'm doctor of the year
Why try? I just buy
A plaque like the one I have here

Once the only oath i'd swear
Was one that's Hippocratic
And my patients were not all that impressed
But now i pledged to fight the par-
Ty that is Democratic
And for that I get proof that I'm the best

You know that:

I'm quite a great guy
It's clear I'm doctor of the year
Why try? I just buy
A plaque like the one I have here

I'll stay a rich doctor
Despite making mistakes
If i make you sicker
I guess that them's the breaks
The GOP has law-
yers fighting for my sake

Just because:

I'm quite a great guy
It's clear I'm doctor of the year
Why try? I just buy
A plaque like the one I have here


I went to a State med school
And finished last in my class
I was lucky that i got a job
Then i paid big money to prove
That as a doc I'm high-class
Compared to me most Harvard grads are slobs

You know that:

I'm quite a great guy
It's clear I'm doctor of the year
Why try? I just buy
A plaque like the one I have here

My fellow rich doctors
Let's help the GOP
Help us by stealing from
People in poverty
If anybody whines
It's just from jealousy

You know that:

I'm quite a great guy
It's clear I'm doctor of the year
Why try? I just buy
A plaque like the one I have here

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Johnny D - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(see this parody on AmiRight's "New Entries" page for April 7th)

Ethan, you did an excellent job here. Very well done.
Guy - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
What JD said. It doesn't look a bit doctored.

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