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Song Parodies -> "Hate IHOP"

Original Song Title:

"At The Hop"

Original Performer:

Danny & The Juniors

Parody Song Title:

"Hate IHOP"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

as requested by Benny a little while back, here's a parody mocking IHOP! I know where Ben's coming from! I'm not so crazy about the place myself! please enjoy!
Blech-blech-blech-blech, blech-blech-blech-blech
Blech-blech-blech-blech, blech-blech-blech-blech, Hate IHOP!

well, you can take syrup and drown it
still no guarantee you'll down it at IHOP
‘cause their food is just a sin and
you can't even get good chicken at IHOP
I just really hate it, it is way overrated, like Starbucks!

Man, I Hate IHOP!
Let's not do IHOP! (you crazy?)
Man, I Hate IHOP! (not tasty!)
Let's not do IHOP!
Come on, Man, I Hate IHOP!

well, I don't mean it to sound rude here
I can't get into the food here at IHOP
tastes like jockstraps, let's get smoothies
‘cause the eggs are just like loogies at IHOP
all the bearded hipsters, come in here, like Starbucks!
Let's Go!

Man, I Hate IHOP!
Let's not do IHOP! (you crazy?)
Man, I Hate IHOP! (not tasty!)
Let's not do IHOP!
Come on, Man, I Hate IHOP!
Won't Go!

well, you can take syrup and drown it
still no guarantee you'll down it at IHOP
‘cause their food is just a sin and
you can't even get good chicken at IHOP
I just really hate it, it is way overrated, like Starbucks!

I don't mean it to sound rude here
I can't get into the food here at IHOP
tastes like jockstraps, let's get smoothies
‘cause the eggs are just like loogies at IHOP
all the bearded hipsters, come in here, like Starbucks!
Let's Go!

Man, I Hate IHOP!
Let's not do IHOP! (you crazy?)
Man, I Hate IHOP! (not tasty!)
Let's not do IHOP!
Come on, Man, I Hate IHOP!

Blech-blech-blech-blech, blech-blech-blech-blech
Blech-blech-blech-blech, blech-blech-blech-blech, Hate IHOP!
thanks for reading!

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Jeff - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Here, let me give you a short stack of 5s (bad pun)!
syrup hold - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks for letting me know. Won't go there
Rob Arndt - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
The IHOP in my area was a thing back in the '80s but despite modifications is still too small and loud when packed. I usually will go to Denny's instead. 555!
Jonathan - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Jeff - thanks for the 5s, and for the bad pun! You're my kinda guy!
syrup hold - happy to help!
Rob - Thanks! and yeah, I don't often eat breakfast out, but when I do, Denny's is far better!
Benjamin - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
This is great! Very honest. IHOP always stuffs me in little booths, takes forever to serve, burns my bacon, and the eggs are either overcooked or fluffy. I don't like fluffy eggs! One time I ordered milk and it was served warm after 20 minutes. I think the girl left it on the counter. I complained and she got mad. I didn't tip her. What is this, Europe? I now eat paid breakfasts at a place that is a converted barn. Fast service with a smile. Fresh, cooked food. Low prices. It's family owned and they have huge clean restrooms. I always tip 20 percent!
Rob Arndt - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, the above reminds me of a bad Shell gas station near me that's so run-down that one of their pipes leaks gas! They have an old rusted structure and the restroom outside is horrible. They renovated the inside for a store, but outside is a disaster with cracked asphalt too! Can you do a parody about this? Maybe Hall & Oates "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" as "I Can't Go Buy Gas (Oh the Fumes)?"
Jonathan - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Benjamin - thanks, mate! say, are you the Benny who requested this parody before? if so, sorry that it took a while, but I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Rob - I Can Go For That (Yes, Will Do!)

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