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Song Parodies -> "Epil-Stop"

Original Song Title:

"At the Hop"

Original Performer:

Danny & The Juniors

Parody Song Title:

"Epil-Stop"

Parody Written by:

Mari Aranoff

The Lyrics

I'm on an infomercial kick this week. The next target is a product that claims to remove hair from any part of one's body with no muss, no fuss, and no brain cells! One day, while watching the tube, my stepkids and I were amazed, disgusted, and rolling on the floor with laughter as the hair was removed MIRACULOUSLY!
Buy, buy, buy, buy! Buy, buy, buy, buy!
Buy, buy, buy, buy! Buy, buy, buy, buy Epil-Stop!

Well, if you're hairy and embarrassed
In a jif, you'll be the fairest -- Epil Stop
If you're really hirsute now
You'll be smooth and you'll be cute now -- Epil Stop
It's a cool creation
That will bring admiration -- Epil Stop

Ooooh, go try Epil-Stop!
Go buy Epil-Stop!
No hair, Epil-Stop!
No Nair, Epil-Stop!
Come on, order Epil-Stop!

Well, your legs you won't be shaving
Face and arms you'll soon be saving -- Epil-Stop
Gals can now wear string bikinis
And the guys won't look like weenies
While their chests and backs shine to the max -- Epil-Stop
Oh wow!

So hot, Epil-Stop
I got Epil-Stop
Good buy, Epil-Stop
Must try Epil-Stop
Impulse-bought Epil Stop -- and how!

[instrumental, with screams in the background]

Well, it's strong and it is burning
Look how red my skin is turning -- Epil-Stop
Oh, the smell it was scary
And I'm still so very hairy -- Epil-Stop
It has burning power
And I need a cold shower - Make it stop!

So-called beautification
Caused severe irritation -- Epil-Stop
Hope that nothing starts to pucker
Though I sure feel like a sucker -- Epil-Stop
I've still got the rash but I've lost some cash -- Epil-Stop!

Yeee-ow!
I tried Epil-Stop
I cried -- Epil-Stop
Cells died -- Epil Stop
Tanned hide -- Epil-Stop
Go kiss my ass, Epil-Stop!

Boo hoo hoo hoo! Boo hoo hoo hoo!
Boo hoo hoo hoo! Boo hoo, should sue Epil-Stop!
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Johnny D - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Let me guess - the miracle was the successful removal of hair that already was no longer there! LOL! 5's
Birgitta - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This is really cute Mari. See,that's what I love about being married.I don't have to shave my legs anymore...heheh....lol
Rick D - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
A Rodney Dangerfield one-liner "I reached down to pet her cat, it was her leg..." (rimshot)
Meriadoc - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute one!
Paul Robinson - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari D - I almost passed on this one because I didn't recognize the original title when I looked at the new entries. "At The Hop" ? How could I forget that song? Reading the "latest comment" section woke me up. Anyway, HIL-HAIR-IOUS. 5-5-5. OH... Did you NOTICE the ads running on the right side of the screen for this parody? Yup, you guessed it, they are ALL for EPIL-STOP. That cracked me up even more when you add your "testy testiminonial".
Jan Unwin - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Now, how did I overlook this one? I must have missed it by a hair. 5-5-5
Diva - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!

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