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Song Parodies -> "He's Gotta' have Heart"
Original Song Title:
"You Got To Have Heart"
Original Performer:
Damn Yankees
Parody Song Title:
"He's Gotta' have Heart"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
He's Gotta' Have Heart
More than on the Doctor's chart
Seven times the winner at Tour de France
I would say Lance, has heart..
He's Gotta' Have Hope
Cause to Cancer he said, "Nope!"
Though the odds were makin' chances look gray
Lance found a way to cope..
Mr. Armstrong is a hero
So amazing are his deeds
He's in the A row, not the B row
In the human race he leads
.....He put the pedal to the medal..
He's Gotta' Have Heart
Another "Tour" he will not start
Now, he'll help the kids with cancer, pull thru
And be there to do his part..
Lance Has Gotta' Have Heart !
More than on the Doctor's chart
Seven times the winner at Tour de France
I would say Lance, has heart..
He's Gotta' Have Hope
Cause to Cancer he said, "Nope!"
Though the odds were makin' chances look gray
Lance found a way to cope..
Mr. Armstrong is a hero
So amazing are his deeds
He's in the A row, not the B row
In the human race he leads
.....He put the pedal to the medal..
He's Gotta' Have Heart
Another "Tour" he will not start
Now, he'll help the kids with cancer, pull thru
And be there to do his part..
Lance Has Gotta' Have Heart !
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Good message! 5's
nice tribute to an amazing athlete...5s
What alvin said.
What Alvin and Johnny said.
What everyone ^ there said.
What John Barry said, but not what Johnny D said =) (Good job)
Thanks all, for what everyone said everyone said, and votes..
I saw the title and thought "Dick Cheney." Glad it wasn't. What's the difference? The game that Armstrong plays, he has chosen to term-limit himself and give others a chance; while the game that Cheney plays, he can mess up for a whole lot more than seven years.
thanks Michael
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