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Song Parodies -> "Give Me A Pimpled Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Give Me The Simple Life"

Original Performer:

Dakota Staton

Parody Song Title:

"Give Me A Pimpled Wife"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Though, I believe in
Adam and Eve'n
With luscious babes in life
I'll marry crack heads
Covered with black heads
Give Me A Pimpled Wife..

I'll choose the seedy,
Frumpy and beady
Some female Barney Fife
Those sexy tomatoes,
Might skip to barbados
Give Me A Pimpled Wife..

A real plain jane is all I'm after
When I settle down with a bride
That way nobody's gonna' shaft her
Wouldn't matter if they tried..

Bombshells and beauties,
Won't do work duties
Uglies can face hard strife
So, I'll take the hackneyed,
Pock marked and acne'd
Give Me A Pimpled Wife...

Yeah, Give Me A Pimpled Wife

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alvin - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
great concept...title of the day too
John Barry - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
'Tis a gift to be pimpled. This, a swift parody. And it has given an idea to me.
AFW - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and John
MrMacphisto - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
You've raised the bar on being humorous by writing a song about lowered expectations... 5-5-5
AFW - April 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, MrMac....and others, for appreciated commentary

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