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Song Parodies -> "Give Me A Pimpled Wife"
Original Song Title:
"Give Me The Simple Life"
Original Performer:
Dakota Staton
Parody Song Title:
"Give Me A Pimpled Wife"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Though, I believe in
Adam and Eve'n
With luscious babes in life
I'll marry crack heads
Covered with black heads
Give Me A Pimpled Wife..
I'll choose the seedy,
Frumpy and beady
Some female Barney Fife
Those sexy tomatoes,
Might skip to barbados
Give Me A Pimpled Wife..
A real plain jane is all I'm after
When I settle down with a bride
That way nobody's gonna' shaft her
Wouldn't matter if they tried..
Bombshells and beauties,
Won't do work duties
Uglies can face hard strife
So, I'll take the hackneyed,
Pock marked and acne'd
Give Me A Pimpled Wife...
Yeah, Give Me A Pimpled Wife
Adam and Eve'n
With luscious babes in life
I'll marry crack heads
Covered with black heads
Give Me A Pimpled Wife..
I'll choose the seedy,
Frumpy and beady
Some female Barney Fife
Those sexy tomatoes,
Might skip to barbados
Give Me A Pimpled Wife..
A real plain jane is all I'm after
When I settle down with a bride
That way nobody's gonna' shaft her
Wouldn't matter if they tried..
Bombshells and beauties,
Won't do work duties
Uglies can face hard strife
So, I'll take the hackneyed,
Pock marked and acne'd
Give Me A Pimpled Wife...
Yeah, Give Me A Pimpled Wife
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great concept...title of the day too
'Tis a gift to be pimpled. This, a swift parody. And it has given an idea to me.
Thanks, alvin and John
You've raised the bar on being humorous by writing a song about lowered expectations... 5-5-5
Thanks, MrMac....and others, for appreciated commentary
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