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Song Parodies -> "Toddler Days"

Original Song Title:

"Cotton Fields"

Original Performer:

Credence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Toddler Days"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

When I was a titty bitty baby,
My mama would knock me with a ladle
In them old Toddler Days I love...

Lived along a swamp in Louisiana
My mom's name was Suzianna
In them old Toddler Days I love...

Oh when my toddler teeth were growin'
Mama's nipples would be knowin'
In them old Toddler Days I love...

Used to feed me mashed banana
Taught me poo poo on a can'a
In them old Toddler Days I love...

Oh, when I was a titty bitty baby,
My mama would knock me with a ladle
In them old Toddler Days I love...

Later I'd eat mashed potato
And some ground up alligator,
In them old Toddler Days I love..

Cajun music kept me snoozin'
I'd get high when mom was boozin'
In them old Toddler Days I love...

Lived along a swamp in Louisiana
My mom's name was Suzianna
In them old Toddler Days I love...

In them old Toddler Days I love...

(Fade)

In them old Toddler Days I love...

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alvin - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
my fave of the day..especially liked the banana / can'a rhyme
John Barry - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Laissez les bons cinqs rouler.
2Eagle - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked the "poo poo on a can - a", too.
AFW - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin....and thanks, John, is that French?.....and thanks, 2Eagle
TJC - September 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Your usual high caliber parody, highly singable (as usual), and a crack up (right... as usual!)...
AFW - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC...

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