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Song Parodies -> "When Rummy Comes Marching Home"
Original Song Title:
"When Johnny Comes Marching Home"
Original Performer:
Confederate Rascists
Parody Song Title:
"When Rummy Comes Marching Home"
Parody Written by:
Mark Hoolihan
The Lyrics
In honor of Donald Rumsfeld's resignation, and the praise Bush still heaps upon him. Why... ...because I can.
When Rummy comes marching home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll say he is a brilliant man
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Republicans will pretend to sob
And Bush will say 'heckuva job'
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home
The body bags we'll pile high
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Facts we don't like we will deny
Hurray! Hurrah!
Republicans will sing his praise
And talk of progress every day
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home
Get ready for the legacy
Hurrah! Hurrah!
A quagmire no victory
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The laurel wreath is ready now
To place upon his loyal brow
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll say he is a brilliant man
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Republicans will pretend to sob
And Bush will say 'heckuva job'
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home
The body bags we'll pile high
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Facts we don't like we will deny
Hurray! Hurrah!
Republicans will sing his praise
And talk of progress every day
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home
Get ready for the legacy
Hurrah! Hurrah!
A quagmire no victory
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The laurel wreath is ready now
To place upon his loyal brow
And the course we'll stay
When Rummy comes marching home
Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the HoolinetCopyright 2006 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd.
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The OS is actually an Union march, not Confederate. Its composer is Patrick Gilmore.
Good riddance to him. A tragedy Rummy didn't step down sooner. Actually, 3,000 tragedies.
A tragedy is when you have noble intentions and it goes horribly wrong. Desert One (Iran, 1980) was a tragedy. Somalia was a tragedy. The Iraq War is a crime.
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