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Song Parodies -> "Ride or Skate"

Original Song Title:

"Fight or Flight"

Original Performer:

Conan Gray

Parody Song Title:

"Ride or Skate"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's my rewritten version of the song.
Something's gotten into you
You don't really look at me the way you used to
And I'm hoping it ain't true
Every single rumor that I've heard of you
Say you were off with someone that I don't know
Callin' other people on your rollercoaster
Kinda wish I didn't know

Well, ride or skate, I'd rather die
Than have to look in front of you
Ride or skate, I'd rather lie
Than tell you I'm in love with you
My eyes are welling up
As you admit there's someone new
It's my move, ride or skate?

You tell me it ain't what it feels
But, baby, this is lookin' like a sports scene
There's clothes thrown on the coaster
And you smell like perfume out a rollercoaster
I'm throwing all your grass outta my window
Telling you I wish that we had never spoke
Baby, I already know

Well, ride or skate, I'd rather die
Than have to cry in front of you
Ride or skate, I'd rather lie
Than tell you I'm in love with you
My eyes are welling up
As you admit there's someone new
It's my move, ride or skate?

Now there's someone at my grass
Someone I've not met before
They've got board like mine, a pretty smile
And they've been happy for a while
'Cause they also didn't know
That our lover loved us both

Well, ride or skate, I'd rather die
Than have to cry in front of you
Ride or skate, I'd rather lie
Than tell you I'm in love with you
My eyes are welling up
As you admit there's someone new
It's my move, ride or skate?
I hope I would do better.

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