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Song Parodies -> "Anorexic"

Original Song Title:

"Toys R Us Kid"

Original Performer:

Commercial Jingles

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The Lyrics

I look like a blow-up
Doll with no air in it
From the side I'm so unwide that you'd think I hid
I'm liked, I'm vain, my body might weigh
A little less than a kid (gee whiz!)
All the girls who throw up are bulimic
But I'd rather be an anorexic

My weight would go up
If I ate a Triscuit
People say I'm skin and bones but they're just jealous
Do you have these jeans in negative three?
Size zero's much too big (gee whiz!)
I don't wanna show up looking just thin
I'd rather look like a skeleton

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Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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