Baby one more time
Give myself a hiatus
Wearing all the clothes has got to stop
Got to stop
Wishing me well like the Aphex Twin
Holding me close, Brummies oh
What would I find
What would I find

Gulp

Gulp

Gulp

Gulp

Oh
Britney let your love shite down
Oh
Britney let your love shite down
Oh
Britney let your love shite down

Don't know where the 90s are
They're in the decades heaven
Oh, I'll like
Braintree is exclusive
So is Chelmsford
Remind of a time when I ate pies When I ate pies

Gulp

Gulp

Gulp

Gulp

Gulp

Oh
90s, let your reunion die down
Oh
Ladies, let your bosom die down Oh
Jam band, let your Phish go on
Oh
KoRn, let your 'Daddy' go up

Please you return to Braintree
Just got back from Glasgow
where they have no Nevermind

No Nevermind

I'm off to Galleywood at 8am
Visit Thriftwood School
to go and see the heads of staff
Heads of staff

Gulp

Gulp

Gulp

Gulp

Gulp

Oh
Mark Lamarr is with me now
Oh
Basil Brush has died a death
Oh
Dishwalla is counting blue cars
Oh
Prodigy be a Fat Of The Land

I'm going to Galleywood now
I'm going to Vermont later
with Thriftwood's heads of staff

I'll have a nice time
A nice time
Please break the girl Britney

Shite
Shite on me, he, he, heh, heh
Shite
Gonna talk some shite