- Friendship

[JESUS]
You know, Judas, we should have teamed up years ago.

[JUDAS]
We're two of a kind, all right.

[JESUS]
Partners!

[JUDAS]
Through thick and thin!

[JESUS]
Night and day!

[JUDAS]
Right or wrong!

[JESUS]
If you're ever in a jam, here I am.

[JUDAS]
If you ever need a fan, I'm your man.

[JESUS]
If you ever wanna hang yourself from a tree,
Call on me.

[BOTH]
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig-dig-dig.

[JESUS]
If you're need a date, I'm your mate.

[JUDAS]
If you're ever chased by Romans, I won't say no, man.

[JESUS]
If you ever lose silver coins
When you got to pay
I won't 'bate.

[BOTH]
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Ours will still be swell!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep-hep-hep.

[JUDAS]
If they ever chase you down, I'll be 'round.

[JESUS]
If the 'Postles pick on you, then they're through.

[JUDAS]
If Caiaphas tries to get Pilate down,
I'll break ground.

[BOTH]
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships go up in smoke,
Ours will still be oke!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof.

[JESUS]
If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.

[JUDAS]
If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.

[JESUS]
If you're ever pick-pocketed by Barabas,
I won't laugh.

[BOTH]
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Ours will still be great!

[JUDAS]
If they ever take out nails, lemme tail.

[JESUS]
If you ever grab some rope, write a note.

[JUDAS]
If they ever say you're up for a cross adieu,
Invite me too!

[BOTH]
It's friendship, friendship,
Just a perfect blendship,
When other friendships are up the crick,
Ours will still be slick!
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-

[JESUS]
Quack-quack-quack

[JUDAS]
What? I'm not saying quack-quack-quack!

[JESUS]
Say quack-quack-quack!

[JUDAS]
You think just cos you're Christ... *fumes*

[BOTH]
When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot!

[JESUS]
Quack-quack-quack

[JUDAS]
Woof-woof-woof