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Song Parodies -> "Too Much Snot"

Original Song Title:

"Too Darn Hot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cole Porter

Parody Song Title:

"Too Much Snot"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

There's too much snot
There's too much snot

I'd like to go with my baby tonight
And see a show with my baby tonight
But ain't no shows with my baby tonight
Just see the clothes on my baby tonight
I wiped my nose on my baby tonight
And there's too much snot
There's too much snot
There's too much snot

I got the hots for my baby tonight
I'll call the shots with my baby tonight
I'm feeling hot for my baby tonight
But guess I'm not with my baby tonight
There's too much snot on my baby tonight
Yep, there's to much snot
There's too much snot
There's too much snot

I'd try my luck with my baby tonight
I'd try and tuck in my baby tonight
I'd try my luck with my baby tonight
But I'll have no truck with my baby tonight
'Cause there's too much yuck on my baby tonight
Yep, there's too much snot
There's too much snot

*BRIDGE*
Ever since records first begun
Ev'ry average man you know
Grabs his hankie when his nose starts to run
And he'll give it a damn good blow
But when the handkerchief's missing, and
His sleeve is all he's got
A sight, he, polite he - is not.
There's too much snot
There's too much snot
There's too much snot
There's too too too too much snot

I'd like to please, please my baby tonight
And take my ease with my baby tonight
But she's displeased is my baby tonight
And I'm not eased with my baby tonight
Because I sneezed on my baby tonight
And there's too much snot
There's too much snot

I'd like to coo with my baby tonight
I always do with my baby tonight
I'd like to coo with my baby tonight
Just like I do with my baby tonight
But there's green goo on my baby tonight
And there's too much snot
There's too much snot

Think we might screw, 'cause my baby tonight
Has had a few, has my baby tonight
She's had a few has my baby tonight
But we won't screw 'cause my baby tonight
Is dripping mucus, my baby tonight
And there's too much snot
There's too much snot

Ever since records first begun
Ev'ry average man you know
Grabs his hankie when his nose starts to run
And he'll give it a damn good blow
But when the handkerchief's missing, and
His sleeve is all he's got, he
Lets it run, just for fun
Wipes his nose on his clothes
His stogies with bogies are shot
'Cause there's too too too much snot
There's too much snot
There's too much snot

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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AFW - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
smooth job with a sticky subject
Rick C - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for helping me through my lunch with this, Phil :-) The "green goo" line killed me. 555
Kristof Robertson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Too much snot? Geez, Phil...it's only September! 555
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Nothing to sneeze at. Five tissues.
carol - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
a choo! I liked it. three 5's.
Phil Alexander - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I had this tune going round my head all weekend... had to do something with it (I ended up with about three or four more verses). Glad you enjoyed it :-)
Kristof - September? I suppose so. After all, august, it's snot.

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