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Song Parodies -> "Miss Lohan Regrets"
Original Song Title:
"Miss Otis Regrets"
Original Performer:
Cole Porter
Parody Song Title:
"Miss Lohan Regrets"
Parody Written by:
David G.
The Lyrics
On May 20th, 2010, I imagine that there may have been a similar phone conversation between the lawyer of Miss Lindsay Lohan, and a judge that went something like this- If they had been accompanied by the every wonderful music of Mr. Cole Porter. This is the first parody i have submitted to this website, and I am relatively new at this. But please let me know if you liked it, even a little bit, and maybe I'll get the notion in my head to do another! Oh, and i always imagine on the last line Ella Fitzgerald is crooning it out, with her own beautiful tinge of wicked irony and sadness, and that somewhere in the distance a small child is watch a VHS copy of the Parent Trap.
Miss Lohan regrets she can't make her court date today, Your Honor
Miss Lohan regrets she can't make her court date today,
She is sorry to change the plan,
But she partied at the big film fest at Cannes, Your Honor,
Miss Lohan regrets she can't make her court date today.
When they asked for her passport she noticed that it was gone, Your Honor,
She thought movie stars had their own special right of way,
And her tweets from the night before,
Imply it might have fallen on the floor, Your Honor,
Miss Lohan regrets she cant make her court date today
When the court said if she missed her meetings she would face jail, Your Honor,
They said she was done with her drunk driving, druggie phase,
Though she know she did cheat and lie,
in court she plans whelp, and whine and cry...."YOUR HONOR!"....
Miss Lohan hopes she won't do hard time for ninety days.
Miss Lohan regrets she can't make her court date today.
Miss Lohan regrets she can't make her court date today,
She is sorry to change the plan,
But she partied at the big film fest at Cannes, Your Honor,
Miss Lohan regrets she can't make her court date today.
When they asked for her passport she noticed that it was gone, Your Honor,
She thought movie stars had their own special right of way,
And her tweets from the night before,
Imply it might have fallen on the floor, Your Honor,
Miss Lohan regrets she cant make her court date today
When the court said if she missed her meetings she would face jail, Your Honor,
They said she was done with her drunk driving, druggie phase,
Though she know she did cheat and lie,
in court she plans whelp, and whine and cry...."YOUR HONOR!"....
Miss Lohan hopes she won't do hard time for ninety days.
Miss Lohan regrets she can't make her court date today.
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Nice job. Perhaps writing F. U. on her fingers wasn't the brightest idea after all! ;D
Sir, they set her free, and she's back on the streets, ~Livin' La Vida Lohan~ !
LoL at the comments above! TOS was a great tongue-in-cheek satire of the then upper classes, and now is perfect for Ms. LL. I'll look eagerly for your next, David. 555
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