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Song Parodies -> "Booze Up and Shake Beer"

Original Song Title:

"Brush Up Your Shakespeare"

Original Performer:

Cole Porter

Parody Song Title:

"Booze Up and Shake Beer"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I know what's wrong with society
Too much proper propriety
We can change it all, won't take very much
A frosted mug, three fingered clutch..
Stroll down to that bar in your neighborhood
In five minutes you will feel good
There's Barney, and Shorty, and John, and Bill
Little later, in walks Ron and Phil
You can party, have a ball
No-one cares if you're unshaven
You'll be welcomed by them all
Suck up those suds you've been cravin'


Booze Up And Shake Beer
Imbibe with the crowd
Booze Up And Shake Beer
Party on, stagger, get loud
Slur a gripe, be that type of a fellow
Who's obnoxious, profane, and just bellow
Why remain a plain old boring quiet type?
Start a fight, and incite, be a riot type..
When you're sober, so much fun you're missing
Grab the bartenders wife and start kissing
Booze Up And Shake Beer
Start a big row, now..

Booze Up And Shake Beer
Lift high foamy mugs
Booze Up And Shake Beer
Ogle all the ladie's jugs
Order up two more rounds for the other guys
Sing the words of a raunchy song, harmonize
If some dead headed bum doesn't like it
Make him like it,
Grab his glass and spike it
If he spots you and tries to get nasty
You can haymaker his rhinoplasty
Booze Up And Shake Beer
Start a big row, now

Booze Up And Shake Beer
Pound hard on the bar
Booze Up And Shake Beer
Roar a big laugh, "Har-dee Har"!
Keep a very loose chip on your shoulder
More you drink up, the more you'll get bolder
Fin'lly tell off that cheap bum, MacGluffin
Say he don't have the brains of a muffin
He'll be so shocked, he'll prob'lly just fizzle
If he snaps back, tell him. "Kiss your Schnizzle!"
Booze Up And Shake Beer
Start a big row, now...

Booze Up And Shake Beer
Start a big row, nowwww...



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alvin - May 15, 2008 - Report this comment
love it...my fave of the day
LittleAustroCakes - May 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this sounds verrrrrry Austrian! filled with Great Lakes cheer for der Bier!! That's why the Germans look down on us ,Austros . . . .
AFW - May 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin....and LAC....Vell, vot you tink..I am part Cherman....
kleinerCakes - May 15, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . . zehr gut, Mein lieber Herr !
AFW - May 15, 2008 - Report this comment
KC...No, I don't got much of my own hair...getting thin on top..

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