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Song Parodies -> "Pairs Of Mice"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Pairs Of Mice"

Parody Written by:

That One Guy

The Lyrics

Tim was a about to hurrrrl
As he rid some mice from the worrrrrrld
But they ran away from his reeeeach
And they caused a house-hold breeeeach and he said
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice
Every time he saw some mice

Now, Tim acted like a girrrrrrl
It made everyone want to hurrrrrrl
And his face looked like a white peeeeeach
Cause his blood got suck by a leeeeeach
Mice go on and get so hungry,
Then they eat your butter pies,
All these fears would make Tim fall
In these fights, these bloody fights, he'd close his eyes,
In these fights, these bloody fights, Tim would then start to cry,

With dreams of
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice,
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice,
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice,
Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa
And he saw
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice,
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice,
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice,
Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
And so lying underneath those beds you climb,
He'd put caaaaaptured mice just correctly at the right time,

Tim wanted
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice,
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice,
Tim wanted
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice,
Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa
Tim wanted
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice,
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice,
Tim wanted
Pairs of, pairs of, pairs of mice,
Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa-Whoa

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Becky - March 16, 2013 - Report this comment
Hilarious!

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