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Original Song Title:

"Coke"

Original Performer:

Coca-Cola Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Toke"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Pot is everywhere and now dispensaries are starting to sell pot sodas (no surprise) along with a wider range of edibles. Perfect for the no work ethic non-contributing part of society that spends each day on the couch playing video games, talking on their cells, watching endless vile TV shows and having sex to bring new generations of welfare into the world! I have used 3 different Coke jingles to form the parody.
I like to bring "Green"* sodas home
from the cannabis club,
Sip liquid weed with THC
… eat THC-filled grub!

I like to spend my life leeching
watching endless vile TV,
Gens on welfare not a joke
… wife's a baby factory!

I love toking:

... wasting my life away
... watching Ice Cube in "Friday"
... spending my life in a daze

Take a toke, LAUGH, and smile!!!
It's a lifestyle these days...
* Green Dragon= pot soda

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Patrick - October 07, 2014 - Report this comment
I remember seeing ads for some sort of hemp flavored drink years ago. Never tried it. Fighting a war against drug users has proven to be a waste of money and has encouraged all sorts of police misconduct. On the other hand, except for some vague medical benefits for a relatively few patients, I can't see that cannibas consumption is any sort of positive good for society. My solution, the libertarian one, would be to allow anyone to become an addict, as long as he could pay for his own drugs through his own effort. If no one will hire him, then, my answer would be the same as Ebenezer Scrooge gave to the fellows soliciting for the poor relief at the beginning of "A Christmas Carol".
Rob Arndt - October 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Hey Patrick, in my life I have known a couple hundred people who smoked pot since the 1970s and only ONE of them ever needed it for true medicinal purposes. He is dying of AD. If one is poor the combo seems to be weed and alcohol. If well off then weed and narcotics. If rich, weed, Oxy, heroin and cocaine! Patrick, weed is plentiful in California, even in churches! It makes me sick that California leads in Ultra-Liberalism...
Jonathan - October 07, 2014 - Report this comment
Green Dragon is a POT SODA?!?!? ... excuse me I-I need to lie down for a bit... 5's
Rob Arndt - October 07, 2014 - Report this comment
The other major pot soda is Canna Cola!!!

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