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Song Parodies -> "Pois'ner Ivan"

Original Song Title:

"Poison Ivy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"Pois'ner Ivan"

Parody Written by:

Poo-Poo Pravda

The Lyrics

He loves to kill his foes, not just with lethal blows
Goons don't need to touch
His victims who will need more than a crutch
Pois'ner Ivan, Pois'ner Ivan
In his agents come creepin'
Pois'ner Ivan has creeps to bring foes down
In killing he ain't lazy, he's working hard to waste the
People that he think sinned
He gets nerve agents onto their skin
Pois'ner Ivan, Pois'ner Ivan
In his agents come creepin',
Pois’ner Ivan puts them to sleep profound
Mean if he gets grumpy
Then he'll start to get jumpy
And soon his trigger finger gets the itch
And so it's fair that you know
It would be good that you blow
Or Pois'ner Ivan will make your nerves twitch
His goons will spread a potion to stop locomotion
Those potions bring 'em down
A small few he tries to kill do rebound
Pois'ner Ivan, Pois'ner Ivan
You'd better stop your weepin'
Pack your bags and start creepin' out of town
Mean if he gets grumpy
Because he will get jumpy
And that's when his thrill killin' gets the itch
He'll send them to get you so
It would be good that you blow
Cuz Pois'ner Ivan's shills will kill a "snitch"
His goons will spread a potion to end your locomotion
Those potions bring 'em down
A small lucky ones sometimes rebound
Pois'ner Ivan, Pois'ner Ivan
With fishes you'll be sleeping
Pois'ner Ivan wants no squealers around

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