-> "Where Are Your Gifts Tonight?"
Original Song Title:
"Where Are Your Kids Tonight?"
Original Performer:
CMAT
Parody Song Title:
"Where Are Your Gifts Tonight?"
The Lyrics
Santa, I used to love to present in the old days
Presents, I used to have one of them too
Now I find I've picked up problems
From loves of mine who dreamed they ain't got 'em
Everything fun falls apart and leaves me here
Mourning, no one at this present knows I'm mourning
19 or anyone that wasn't self-aware
I walk to fill my rain with snow
And I watch myself from a blizzard height
Everything fun falls apart and leaves me here
Eating my chips and doing crimes
It was over in a minute by candy to nine
Where everything lost was gained in time
Oh, where are your gifts tonight?
Eating my snacks and cutting lines
Feels a little candy now, should've cherished my snacks
And all of those friends who I thought were fine
Oh, where are your gifts tonight?
Where are your gifts tonight?
Lonely, I didn't know good snacks make you lonely
And bad ones, bad ones only make you disappear
I think it's time I choose the candy
'Cause nothing lasts, so nothing matters
Everything good falls apart and leaves me here
Eating my chips and doing crimes
It was over in a minute by candy to nine
Where everything lost was gained in time
Oh, where are your gifts tonight?
Eating my snacks and cutting lines
Feels a little candy now, should've cherished my snacks
And all of those friends who I thought were fine
Oh, where are your gifts tonight?
Where are your gifts tonight?
I can feel it slip away
That last sweet shred of candy bars
My mommy's old mistakes
Are losing their candy times
It's 2023
I can see her
I can hear her
Singing
Eating my chips and doing crimes
It was over in a minute by candy to nine
Where everything lost was gained in time
Oh, where are your gifts tonight?
Eating my snacks and cutting lines
Feels a little candy now, should've cherished my snacks
And all of those friends who I thought were fine
Oh, where are your gifts tonight?
Where are your gifts tonight?
Where are your gifts tonight?
Where are your gifts tonight?
Oh, where are your gifts tonight?
Where are your gifts tonight?
Oh, where are your gifts tonight?
Where are your gifts tonight?
Oh, where are your gifts tonight?
Where are your gifts tonight?
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How Funny: | 4.9 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.9 | |
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Total Votes: | 28 |
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