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Song Parodies -> "Boy Scouts, Please"

Original Song Title:

"Lover, Please"

Original Performer:

Clyde McPhatter

Parody Song Title:

"Boy Scouts, Please"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song that was all about the 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast that shows 300 boy scouts, Roxanne and the big elephant that viewers, including George & Germaine Britt watched.
Boy scouts please, please come back
Let's trap all the way to the year 1951
Don't, please watch, our kines destroyed
Don't watch them in mastering

You would have to tell Roseanne
You would begin talking to others
Boy, you're terrific, cheesecake!
Now you're watched, that's what I'll do

Boy scouts please, please come back
300 of them have invited to that program
Our show is going to Beat the Clock
And features huge elephants

All those programs, not too long
About a show that see 300 boy scouts
The elephant is coming, just as bad
Now Roxanne lives on, she's so sad

Boy scouts please, please come back
Don't get the way to watch the show right now
Don't, please don't, don't watch me
Don't watch me in today's time

You would have to get the way to see
You would invite 300 boy scouts back in 1951
Don't you know I'd see for you?
Now you're gone, that's what I'll do

Boy scouts please, please come back
Don't see the show in the greatest history
Please don't, don't watch me
Don't watch me in today's time
This is the greatest moment in TV and human history. Thanks to George & Germaine Britt, who had watched the show for everybody.

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