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Song Parodies -> "When You Walk Into a Bar"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon a Star"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cliff Edwards
Parody Song Title:
"When You Walk Into a Bar"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
Some friendly advice.
When you walk into a bar
Treat your server like a star
Any drink your mouth desires
They’ll make for you
Make your server gal a queen
If she ain’t, just call him king
When you walk into a bar
Act kindly, do
Don’t be swine
Don’t curse at those with mugs
Or feel the bouncer’s slugs
Boys big and brawny
Don’t ingest four hundred brews
You may fall and head may bruise
When you walk out of a bar
Your legs you’ll use
Treat your server like a star
Any drink your mouth desires
They’ll make for you
Make your server gal a queen
If she ain’t, just call him king
When you walk into a bar
Act kindly, do
Don’t be swine
Don’t curse at those with mugs
Or feel the bouncer’s slugs
Boys big and brawny
Don’t ingest four hundred brews
You may fall and head may bruise
When you walk out of a bar
Your legs you’ll use
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Warren - Jiminy Cricket! Thanks for this valuable "tip". ;D
Thanks for stopping by the Disney saloon, OMR.
"When you walk into a bar"... What is this, some kind of a joke? Sorry, but a priest, a minister and a rabbi all bet me that I wouldn't have the guts to say that.
It really doesn't matter how you enter a bar, how you will leave it is what really matters! ;^)
"Bartender, give me 555 shots of whiskey, so I guess I'll let you have them." ;^)
Good advice..and I'll drink to that
Michael- You know, I thought about doing something like that with this song, incorporating the "So this so and so walks into a bar..." That could be a lot of fun.
Lampie- Amen to the first comment, and wondering how many fifths that would be for the second comment.
AFW- Next round is on me.
Lampie- Amen to the first comment, and wondering how many fifths that would be for the second comment.
AFW- Next round is on me.
If my math serves me correctly, I think you'd have 111 rows with 5 in each row, making it one hundred and eleven fifths. ;^)
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