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Song Parodies -> "When You dish Whats Killed By Car"

Original Song Title:

"When You Wish Upon a Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cliff Edwards

Parody Song Title:

"When You dish Whats Killed By Car"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

When you dish whats killed by car
Grocery shopping cut by far
Just don't hit whats not desired
Dead skunk P U

Theres a chicken in the street
Hit it cause it’s good to eat
From K Roaster's he got far
But I roast too.

Roadkills fine
When stores not good enough
complete fulfillment from
Foul I was eating

Plucked the feathers what to do?
Make a headress use some glue
When you squish or hit with car
PE TA hates you

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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McKludge - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice short, cute, ditty here. Around here, the turkey buzzards get the roadkill before anyone else can.
Agrimorfee - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
This is the funniest one I've read from you, Ann. Keep it up on the funny tip!
Ann Hammond - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Mc Kludge and Aggy.
alvin - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...ya had me at the title....i agree with agri
Meriadoc - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Definitely one of the best title subs I've ever seen. A gourmet of a parody.
Tim Hall - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
5 splats all around!
AFW - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Very fine rewrite
UnKnownVotrix - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Ann, this moves and it's zany, too! Loved the ~K Roasters~ ref! . . . And the pigeon English matches the plucky chicken; . . . I like!
Jason - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Good, though I found the title a bit tricky. 545.
Peregrin - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I love the last liner in the chicken verse :) Revenge heh heh
Ann Hammond - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks given to a bunch more people. I think I'll find me a turkey now.
Peter Andersson - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Title of the day!
Guy - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Ann - As Jeff Foxworthy said "You might be a redneck if you think hitting a dear at 60 MPH is fast food". Delicious parody. Some real dinner theatre here. I saved 15 dollars on my food bill last week just from road kill so here are the three 5s that I saved.
Phil Alexander - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Lots of fun... but if you don't mind my saying so, this one (one of my long-time favourites on amiright) is the definitive road-kill parody: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bachmanturneroverdrive2.shtml
PMS - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Funniest thing I have read in a while
Ann Hammond - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Some more thanks

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