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Song Parodies -> "When You dish Whats Killed By Car"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon a Star"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cliff Edwards
Parody Song Title:
"When You dish Whats Killed By Car"
Parody Written by:
Ann Hammond
The Lyrics
When you dish whats killed by car
Grocery shopping cut by far
Just don't hit whats not desired
Dead skunk P U
Theres a chicken in the street
Hit it cause it’s good to eat
From K Roaster's he got far
But I roast too.
Roadkills fine
When stores not good enough
complete fulfillment from
Foul I was eating
Plucked the feathers what to do?
Make a headress use some glue
When you squish or hit with car
PE TA hates you
Grocery shopping cut by far
Just don't hit whats not desired
Dead skunk P U
Theres a chicken in the street
Hit it cause it’s good to eat
From K Roaster's he got far
But I roast too.
Roadkills fine
When stores not good enough
complete fulfillment from
Foul I was eating
Plucked the feathers what to do?
Make a headress use some glue
When you squish or hit with car
PE TA hates you
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Nice short, cute, ditty here. Around here, the turkey buzzards get the roadkill before anyone else can.
This is the funniest one I've read from you, Ann. Keep it up on the funny tip!
Thanks Mc Kludge and Aggy.
lol...ya had me at the title....i agree with agri
Definitely one of the best title subs I've ever seen. A gourmet of a parody.
5 splats all around!
Very fine rewrite
Ann, this moves and it's zany, too! Loved the ~K Roasters~ ref! . . . And the pigeon English matches the plucky chicken; . . . I like!
Good, though I found the title a bit tricky. 545.
I love the last liner in the chicken verse :) Revenge heh heh
Thanks given to a bunch more people. I think I'll find me a turkey now.
Title of the day!
Ann - As Jeff Foxworthy said "You might be a redneck if you think hitting a dear at 60 MPH is fast food". Delicious parody. Some real dinner theatre here. I saved 15 dollars on my food bill last week just from road kill so here are the three 5s that I saved.
Lots of fun... but if you don't mind my saying so, this one (one of my long-time favourites on amiright) is the definitive road-kill parody: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bachmanturneroverdrive2.shtml
Funniest thing I have read in a while
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