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Song Parodies -> "When You Are A TV Star"

Original Song Title:

"When You Wish Upon A Start"

Original Performer:

Cliff Edwards

Parody Song Title:

"When You Are A TV Star"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

When you are a TV star
Words make difference, how bizarre
Any glitch your mouth will sire
Will follow you

If you coax yucks for your green
Mildest jest could seem extreme
When you are a TV star
Your fans are glued

When untied
Say things to mic you love
Your deals may end in thud
Or ratings soar, sing

Fans’ll bolt or cling to you
Why they do, tis odd to view
When they cling upon their star
Their views are skewed.
There once was a chap with a beard
To some, thought his views were quite weird
He said with his tongue
"Best pluck them when young."
And fans clapped and some of them cheered.

The Blogging Baker

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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Jonathan - January 02, 2014 - Report this comment
well I'm not a tv star so I'll just come out and say it... I don't care for Peyton Manning 5's
WarrenB - January 02, 2014 - Report this comment
Yeah, Peyton seems a little 'incomplete' to me ;-)
Max Power - January 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Not sure why someone unabombed it, it's pretty good. Also the song is straight on target since once you became famous because of a show you starred in became a hit, you attract obsessive fans and sometimes it's not a good thing due to stalkers and all.
WarrenB - January 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comment, MP. Stars and their fans always seem to have a tenuous relationship.

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